Offenderman x Splendorman

Splendors cuteness

After prank day splendor and offender went to the park and no one was there so they sat on a bench and started to talk about them changing into girls "I'm really gonna miss this body" splendor said, offender turned and looked at splendor, "why?" Offender asked, he was gonna miss splendors body too... splendor was hot and cute put together, "because...this body is fascinating, plus I have boobs now" splendor replied. Offender just looked at splendor with a 'really' expression on her face "you tried masterbating didn't you?" Offender asked not changing her expression at all "yeah I did..." Splendor replied looking at the ground blushing, offender blushed because splendor was so cute, offender snickered and said "why do you use your cuteness against me?", This made splendor blush harder, offender started to tease "Aww even cuter when you blush,cat got your tongue?" next thing offender knew she was being kissed by splendor, splendor pulled away and smirked and said "cat got your tongue now" offender was surprised and splendor was right cat did have her tongue, offender just froze, it's been awhile since she had one of those small make outs, splendor got up and went back into the woods, and turned back to offender who was still sitting down and she said "better come on before I leave you..." And offender got up and jogged to catch up with splendor and they went back to retr0's house...

Later that day

Offender was sitting down watching TV and eating snacks, and splendor came in and tried to sneak some snacks away and offender without looking away from the TV said "Ah! No!" And splendor flopped down next to offender and asked "please?" And offender looked at splendor and regretted it, splendor had puppy eyes mode activated "I'm not falling for it..." Offender said and continued to look at splendor, splendor made her eyes bigger and finally offender gave in "fine! Here..." Said offender and gave splendor a bag of chips... splendor laughed and walked away offender mumbled "she's so damn cute"