Offenderman x Splendorman

Splendors hormones

Splendor was all over the place with this pregnancy...he was hot then cold, left then right, yes then no, he was like ying and yang...

Splendor was watching TV with offender and he all of a sudden got horny "babe I'm horny fix for me please" said Splendor before he started latching on to offenders arm and looked up at offender "no babe I don't wanna hurt the baby..." Offender replied and he brushed off splendor, splendor slouched back down and pouted until he got a idea, he sat up and started kissing on offender starting at his neck "Babe I want you.." and offender sighed and said "babe I don't want to hurt the baby you know how rough I get" splendors giggled and got in offenders lap facing him and replied "I know...I like it rough" and started kissing offender on the lips and grinding on offenders crotch making offender groan "baby please no...I don't wanna go to hard on you..." Offender managed to get out, splendors pulled away and paused and sighed, flopped down next to offender and crossed his arms "babe look I'll ask retr0 if it's ok to do it with a baby just to make you happy...I don't wanna do anything without being sure...ok?"  Said offender as he turned to splendor, Splendor paused for a minute and finally said "ugh fine!" And he got up and went to another room...

Minutes later...
Splendor went in the kitchen and went to get his cheesecake and it was gone, splendors burst into the living room and he slammed his hand against a wall, leaving a dent in it "WHERE THE HELL IS MY CHEESECAKE!!!!" retr0 just looked at him and said "1 calm the fuck down, 2 you ate it earlier and 3....THATS MY FUCKING WALL YOU DAMAGED YOU IDIOT!" And splendor calmed down and replied "oh...my bad heh" retr0 just squeezed her nose and sighed and sat back down, everyone else was just looking at splendor, offender was scared as fuck as splendor walked off back upstairs, luckily violet was knocked out upstairs so she didn't know anything...

Sorry for slow updating 😅