Offenderman x Splendorman

VIOLET HAS A WHAT?!

It was the middle of the day and Splendor, Offender, and retr0 took violet to the park, they weren't paying attention to violet but retr0 was she saw a boy come up to her and they saw him talking to her then give her cookie and she smiled and they started chasing after each other, retr0 got Splendors and Offenders attention "aye look someone has a boyfriend" said retr0, she found it cute, while she was looking at them play she didn't realize Splendor and Offender went to stop it, Splendor jumped in front of the little boy and Offender squatted down to the boy "listen here bud, you hurt my daughter and I hurt you got it?!" Said Offender scaring the hell out of the boy the little boy shook his head and ran the other way, retr0 ran up to them and said "Guys what the hell was that for he's just a kid" and Offender crossed his arms and said "I don't care, I just don't my little girl gettin hurt!" And retr0 put her hand on her hip and leaned her hip out making her switch and she cocked her eyebrow giving Offender and 'really' look and Offender got sad and said "I don't want my lil girl growing up" and Splendor shook his head in agreement, retr0 just shook her head and said "nobody but you two" and she dragged them to sit back down with her and they watched, Everytime Offender and Splendor thought the boy was getting to close they tried to get up but retr0 held them back and kept reminding them "their just kids" or she would say "their just playing around" the couple had to remind themselves when they had their little crushes at times and the finally relaxed and thought "their just kids..."

Sorry if the chapter is wack I'm sleepy rn and I did this all at once without dozing off, tried to make this a soft moment in the book but I'm sleepy so I'm gonna go take a nap 😴💤 🛌