When retr0 and Splendor got back to the house offender was still upstairs asleep and violet fell asleep on the couch watching cartoons and slender and trender where no where to be found, so they easily went upstairs to Retr0's secret room and she did the usual and waited for the door to open and they went inside and Splendor was amazed "Woah this is your lab?!" Said Splendor, he had calmed down on their way to the house and retr0 laughed and said "yeah you like it, I was planning on surprising y'all for zalgos next attack buuuuuut as you see plans came a little early" and she pointed to Andrew who was still knocked out under splendors arm. Retr0 stepped on a button on the floor causing a chair to pop out the ground along with some tools, retr0 took Andrew from Splendor and put him in the chair causing the chair to lock around Andrew's wrists, feet, and waist, retr0 examined him, she had to figure out how was he still alive...so she took a blood sample from him and put it in a test tube but instead of using a microscope she looked at it herself using her power to look at things like a microscope. She saw a special chemical in Andrew's blood, it had yellow and purple partials in it...she took the blood to a machine that separated blood from chemicals, " Aye Splendor keep a eye on him while I look at this" said retr0 and Splendor replied "ok" and once the separation was done she took the test tube with the chemicals and opened it. The colors didn't mix it was like oil to water they stayed the same, retr0 poured out a bit onto her pinkie and licked it "The most deadliest chemical in the world! But who would even know how to get the stuff to make this?...it tastes homemade" said retr0 she had swallowed chemicals before due to people trying to kill her, she couldn't believe it...the chemical was so strong nobody had ever heard of it and they never gave it a name, but before she could look deeper into it Andrew had woken up... retr0 signed and put the tube back in the holder walked towards Andrew. "We'll look who's up on this wonderful day..." Said retr0 as she clasped her hands together and smiled " why am I here?!" Said Andrew and retr0 gave him a blank face and said "Because you are trying to kill me so I had to get you before you got me..." Retr0 walked in a circle around him and began to speak "And you also killed my brothers husband" retr0 said before she presented Splendor and his eyes glowed red again, Splendor sat in the darkest part of the room to make himself look more scary. Andrew shivered and retr0 chuckled "I could kill you right now but I'm going to see what this chemical does first..." Said Retr0 and she went over to the chemical and separated it again separating the purple from the yellow. "Put him to sleep I gotta find out what these chemicals are first" said retr0 and Splendor hit Andrew in the face causing Andrew to faint.
Hope y'all like it annnnnd my neighbor is outside yelling right before I take my daily nap😑
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Offenderman x Splendorman
FanfictionOffender was in heat and couldn't get any girls lately since he didn't have any roses and slendy and trender got stuck someplace so splendor and offender were left alone...L,et's see what happens next
