My Silly Xiao Gong (Completed)

Chapter 5

Yibo and his mother enters the restaurant, look for Hai Kuan's spot.

"There he is!" Yibo said, pointing at a table where Hai Kuan is sitting.

"Eh? Why is he alone now?" Hwa.Lin halted their steps.

"Maybe she went to the bathroom!" Yibo stated..

"Oh.. yeah! You are right! Females always need bathroom ones!" Hwa Lin agrees.

"How do you know?" Yibo asks his mother.

"I'm a woman too, silly boy!" Hwa Lin scolds him.

"Ooh... I thought you are an alien. And alien has no gender..!" Yibo grins.

"Ungrateful child!" Hwa Lin slaps the back of Yibo's head.

"Ouch! Mom, if you keep hitting my head I'll surelly be an idiot!" Yibo whines.

"Shut up! Let's go!" Hwa Lin stomps off to Hai Kuan's table.

"Ai Kuan?" Hwa Lin calls her eldest son's name.

Hai Kuan flinched. He looks up at his mother.

"Oh! Mother! Have a seat, Mother...!" Hai Kuan smiles at Hwa.Lin.

"Are you... Alone?" Hwa Lin asks as she only see a cup of tea occupied the table.

"Yes! Of course! What do you think, Mother?" Hai Kuan chuckles seeing his mother's expression.

"Ohh...yeah... Well..." Hwa Lin looks disappointed.

"Hai Ge! Where is the girl?" Asks Yibo, taking another seat. Hwa Lin nodding her head repeteadly.

"Girl? What girl?" Hai Kuan furrows his brows.

"Just now we saw you sitting here with a beautiful girl! Where is she now?" Yibo describing the girl.

"Girl? With me? Just now?" Hai Kuan looks thinking, then, "Ooh... Yeah! I remember. He is my friend from college!"

"He? What do you mean with he? We saw you with a girl! GIRL! G-I-R-L! GIRL! Female! Opposite of male. Woman, like me! Have breast and pussy.." Hwa Lin rambling on, emphasize and makes the big sound whenever she mentioning GIRL.

"MOTHER!"

"MOM!!"

Yibo and Hai Kuan scream at their mother at the same time.

"What?" Hwa Lin scowls.

"Don't say the vulgar words, please?" Hai Kuan says, massaging his nose.

"What vulgar words? I'm describing the girl that I saw with you earlier! " Hwa Lin retorts.

"Mom! What's with breast and pussy? I'm okay! But Hai Ge is still a virgin! Forth and back side! Be kind with his poor soul..!" Yibo spurting the more embarrassing words, makes Hai Kuan pouring his tea on his own head.

"Ai Kuan! Don't do that! You look like a drenched stray cat now!" Hwa Lin snorts seeing Hai Kuan.

"Hai Ge... Be patient. Our mom is an alien. She has no heart. She don't understand what shame is.." Yibo ranting about, wiping Hai Kuan with the table cloth he just pull off if the table.

"You are shameless!" Hai Kuan and Hwa Lin scold him in unison.

Yibo's mouth wide agape in shock.

"Ahh... Haha... Ok. I'm shameless. You too, Mom! You are the shameless mom!" Yibo laughs awkwardly.

"Ungrateful child!" Hwa Lin retorts.

"Drop it! Hai Ge! What do you mean the girl is a he?" Yibo back to the main topic.