My Silly Xiao Gong (Completed)

Chapter 16

Xiao Zhan and Yibo placed the take away food container they bought from the restaurant near the lake on the log stub they've found around the lake. The cut is still new. Maybe people just cut the tree a few weeks ago and brought the log with them for something they needed.

"Ahh... It's quite some time...!" Yibo slams his butt on the grass, followed by Xiao Zhan.

"When the last time we were here?" Yibo turns his head at Xiao Zhan.

"When you:re going to US." Xiao Zhan replies.

"That long? I can't believe that we've forgotten our sacred place!" Yibo gasps.

Xiao Zhan coughs a bit.

"The last time I came here, I cried here. I thought that you don't want to see me at all. I waited for you and you never come. It broke my heart..!" Yibo says, recalling the day they are apart.

"I cried at the same time behind that tree...!" Xiao Zhan pointing at a direction but flinches."Eh? Where is the tree? They cut it down already! Aigooo...!" He's whining.

"At least our love won't be cut off like the tree...!" Yibo smiles, looking at Xiao Zhan who is pouting.

Xiao Zhan opens the container and takes out a piece of chicken roll. He holds it in front of Yibo's mouths. Yibo glances at him then opens his mouth and bites half of it. Xiao stuffs the remain half into his own mouth.

"I want to have a baby..." Xiao Zhan says out of the blue.

Yibo stops chewing his food and looks at Xiao Zhan with furrowed brows.

"Shou shou... Are you ok?" Yibo blurts out and touches Xiao Zhan's forehead,then on his own forehead.

"You don't have a fever..." Yibo mumbles.

"I'm not sick! I only wishing. Can't I? Xiao Zhan glares at Yibo and slaps Yibo's hand away from his forehad.

"But you are a man. You can't get preggy!" Yibo frowns.

"But you wished so just now!" Xiao Zhan huffs.

"That's only a wish. But we have to get back to reality. Man cannot get preggy, shou shou...!" Yibo chuckles.

"But how if I produce the eggs in me?" Xiao Zhan curious.

"You have two eggs already, shou shou...! And that only can produce a baby when you shoot your gun into a vagina!" Yibo blurts out.

"Shall God makes us a miracle...." Xiao Zhan mumbles. Then he looks at Yibo." You're getting preggy!" He's grinning.

"NOOO! That's scary, shou shou l! I'm the gong! How can I getting preggy and carry the baby inside my belly for nine damn months! And if the baby born, how it calls me? Dammy? Or dummy?" Yibo ranting about.

"Dummy is suit for you..!" Xiao Zhan chuckles.

"Shou shou! I cannot get pregnant! What would Universe to be if the gong gets pregnant?" Yibo whines.

"You'll make a history and hit the world record as the first male that gets preggy..!" Says Xiao Zhan.

"Nooo...! That can't be!" Yibo shakes Xiao Zhan's body.

"Ok, ok! No one gets pregnant, ok?" Xiao Zhan puts his hands up, asking Yibo to stop shaking him.

Yibo stops shaking Xiao Zhan.

"But I want you to get pregnant...!" Yibo mumbles.

"But we both male, Yibo..."

"I think it will be cute to see you pregnant, having the bloated belly and wearing a dress here and there..!"