[RANT BOOK]I smell fucking bullshit, you twat-licking cunt bag

Incest Alabama

If you didn't know. I am a big Alabamian. Born here and lived here nearly all my life(excluding 2 years in Virginia but I was like 2 so it doesn't count probably).

I find this idea hilarious.

Or I used to. If you know me in real life. Which I'm sure you don't.

Youd know I have a bad habit of telling people

"HehuH! My daddy's mah uncle! On my mAma's side"

In a very insulting voice.

I'm trying to stop its just my dad ain't helping when he jokes on it too. Keep in mind I only do this around friends and family. And never in public.

Ok.

Fuck this professional bullshit.

Aight, bois

Look the whole Alabama version of Bama going

"OOH I SURE DO LoVE SPENDIN TIME WITH MAH FAMILY."

No

Stfu

Nobody here fucking says that

Except me

BUT ONLY CAUSE IM JOKING

I mean hell.

Yes people will fuck their cousins.

BUT THATS AN EARTH THING. NOT JUST AN ALABAMA THING.

And yes. It's legal to marry you cousin.

But trust me.

If a person did. Trust me everyone here would joke on them so hard and probably call the pastor.

Includingme

Like that's so fucking discusting xD

But yeah.

Please stop.

I'd rather you portray Alabama as a drunk racist wife-beater who uses God as a crutch than as a cousin fucker.

I mean its hella accurate.

But honestly, Alabama is a pretty cool place.

Not the best, but not the worst. And once you look past our shit history and our racist ass people(which honestly stick out like a sore thumb)

We got the southern hospitality! We got the insane amount of churches(unless u ain't christain then ignore this). We even got the sick ass boiled peanuts and sweet tea! Plus bitches here be mega patriotic! We love our country but fuck it we want to be our ownstatebutshutupyoudidnthearthatfromme-

We even got the shitty family dinners that always end as everyone drunk off their heads and with the kids tearing up the house with the adults!

Truestory-

Its great.

Also remember either you ghetto as fuck or you country as fuck

Cowboy boots and baggy jeans for everyone!

Also thank god for Louisiana them cajun boiled peanuts are my life and soul-