Ok. Fun fact about me. i like reading shitty smut fics.
BUT NWHERE THE HELL IS THE PLOTLINE OF A MAN STICKING HIS LeNgTh INTO ANOTHER PERSON
A N D R U N N I N G I N T O A
T U R D???where the fuck is it???
SOMEONE WRITE IT
or i wILL
ACTUALLY FUCK YEAH LETS GO
"OOH RUSS PLEASE MY ASS IS SORE!!"
The american gaged on russians penis
"No yu blyating fuck bag! I want to staste ur oIL! XAXA!"
*MOAN*
"OK TAKE THIS!" Russia puts in eloquent cucumber in hand and slides in, with the ease of a fat strropper.
He enters but it stoped.
The mass of a creamy solid rock-lkme piece of shit blocks him.
"OH NO!"
Amercan yells.
Rus pulls his thick penis out to find the deceiving chocolate on his glorious dick.
"SUKA BLYATT!
*Sweats!*
"I'm sorry rus, I forgot to take a Laxative!"*slaps him*
"EAT SHIT!"
He shove his cock in America mouth.
The end
Hop you all enjoy this tok me 5 hrs!!
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OK XD
I'll stop. But anyways
Yeah this ones short
But idk I was annoyed at the lack of shit covered dicks
>:(
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