What if theres a turd?

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Ok. Fun fact about me. i like reading shitty smut fics.

BUT NWHERE THE HELL IS THE PLOTLINE OF A MAN STICKING HIS LeNgTh INTO ANOTHER PERSON

A N D R U N N I N G I N T O A
T U R D???

where the fuck is it???

SOMEONE WRITE IT

or i wILL

ACTUALLY FUCK YEAH LETS GO

"OOH RUSS PLEASE MY ASS IS SORE!!"

The american gaged on russians penis

"No yu blyating fuck bag! I want to staste ur oIL! XAXA!"

*MOAN*

"OK TAKE THIS!" Russia puts in eloquent cucumber in hand and slides in, with the ease of a fat strropper.

He enters but it stoped.

The mass of a creamy solid rock-lkme piece of shit blocks him.

"OH NO!"

Amercan yells.

Rus pulls his thick penis out to find the deceiving chocolate on his glorious dick.

"SUKA BLYATT!

*Sweats!*
"I'm sorry rus, I forgot to take a Laxative!"

*slaps him*

"EAT SHIT!"

He shove his cock in America mouth.

The end

Hop you all enjoy this tok me 5 hrs!!

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OK XD

I'll stop. But anyways

Yeah this ones short

But idk I was annoyed at the lack of shit covered dicks
>:(

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