Sunny's Diary

[11] Failed Divorce

Dear Diary,

This was rather a funny day. I guess I'll start when Holly, Valentine, and I were waiting for our rides home.

"Mommy, open this please?" Holly holds up a bag of chips in front of me.

"I'm not your mother!" I huff, grabbing the chips from her and ripping it open with my teeth. But I made sure to get a handful of it before giving it back to her.

Holly forces a gasp, "Your disowning me?" She makes crying noises, running to Valentine, "Daddy, mommy's disowning me!" She fakely sobs into his shirt.

"How could you, Sunny?" Valentine plays along, comforting his 'child'.

I immaturely stump my foot, "This is already annoying! Its been months, yet this stupid game's still going on?"

"Daddy, mommy's mad." Holly wipes her tearless face.

"I'm not your mom!" I glare at her, "And I'm not your wife!" I glare at him. "If anyone's my husband its Harry Styles!"

"Harry Styles?" Valentine raises a brow, "Who's that?"

"You don't know Harry Styles?" I gasp, "Ever heard of One Direction?"

"Yeah... but who's Harry?"

"My actual husband." I grin, batting my eyelashes.

"Enough!" Holly interrupts, "Can you just be okay with his family, mommy? You don't need Harry."

"That's it! We're getting a divorce!" I tell Valentine.

"Sunny, no!" Holly protests, finally back from kidsville. "You can't do that!"

"Yes I can!" I quickly grab a pen and paper from my backpack. I don't really know anything about divorce, so I cluelessly wrote down on the paper.

Do you agree on this divorce?

And then I signed my signature at the bottom, and handed the paper to Valentine. "Sign it."

Holly and I both watch him, waiting for him to do something. After a moment, he scribbles a signature on the paper.

"Yes!" I cheer.

"No!" Holly shouts, spanking and punching him all over.

"Stop it! Fuck you!" He grabs both her wrists, so she wouldn't be able to hit him. "That was Quentin's signature, not mine."

Holly cheers, but I scream, "Nooo!" I push the pen and paper back into his arms, "Sign it, you fool!"

Before he could decide, Holly snatches the paper from his hands and rips it into peices.

"Holland Wood!" I scold, "How dare you?"

To be honest, I still found it funny that her last name was Wood. Why? Because her nickname was Holly. Get it? Holly Wood? Forget it.

A devious smirk comes to her face, "Sorry, mommy."

"Urgh!" I tug at the roots of my hair, close to ripping it off. Valentine and Holly didn't seem to mind though, since they just burst out laughing.

Anyway, by now, I was back at home, watching a bunch or Taylor Swift videos with Monday.

I honestly have this little grudge on Taylor, since she used to date Harry Styles, but some of her songs are really good. I don't really hate her, but I don't really like her either.

"Hey, what if Taylor's boobs were fake?" Monday asks out of nowhere. "Then if someone gropes her, she wouldn't feel it."

I burst out into laughter, soon followed by her too. We laughed for a few minutes, until it died down. "What the hey is wrong with you?" I spank her teasingly. "Where did that come from?"

"From Taylor."

We laughed for a bit, then we started talking. Our conversation started with our day at school. That's the thing actually, I could NEVER keep anything from her. Even if I really wanted to.

"...and then Holly just ripped the paper up!" I finish.

"That's epic!" She claps her hands, amused. "Wish I saw it."

"Valentine though, he's an idiot." A smile creeps into my face, "He should've signed it when he could."

"Do you like him?"

"No." I state. I might like him a little, but I'm trying not to.

"Is it because I like him?"

"No." I shake my head.

"Because I don't like him anymore."

A weight was lifted from my shoulders at those words. "I don't like him." I insist.

Even if I do, I shouldn't. Holly likes him, and it would be awkward if we both liked the same guy.

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I wanted to add humor to this story, and since I remembered my friend 'Holly' ripping that paper, I decided to add it.

I wanted to put up the Wattpad username of 'Holly' here, but she has more than one, and idk which one she usually uses.

Though, she said she uninstalled Wattpad, since it was getting in the way of her time, so I decided to post this story.

Idk what she'll think about this book, but... I'll have to start worrying WHEN she does.

Also, my idiotic cousin, Bianca, said that about Taylor Swift, I decided to add it up as well.

Follow her @azazazaz123456789

She's a really funny person, and she was there during this tough experience.

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