Please Stay With Me (Minecraft Daycare Oneshots)

Tyan With Hats

So in this story, Tina is basically a zombie. Ryan and Tina are dating. Ryan knows she is a zombie. They also have a house together with their own bedrooms. So they're basically roommates. Don't question it. (I'm really sorry for this... This is really weird...)

Ryan sighed. It had been a long day, and he was glad he got to go home to his girlfriend. He unlocked the front door and walked in, putting his coat on the coat hanger. He set his keys on the table and walked upstairs to find Tina. However, instead of finding Tina waiting for him, he found something a lot worse. He dropped his tea, and is splashed on the ground, falling down the stairs. His jaw dropped.

"Tina! There is a dead human in our house!"

Tina popped out of her bedroom. "Oh! Hey! How did she get here?"

"Tina! What did you do?!"

"What?! Me?! I didn't do this!" Tina said, not looking at the dead girl in the hall.

"Explain what happened, Tina!" Ryan demanded.

"I've never seen her before in my life!"

"Why did you kill this person, Tina?"

"I do not kill people. That is-that is my least favorite thing to do." Tina said matter-of-factly.

"Tell me, Tina, exactly what you were doing before I got home."

"Alright, well, I was upstairs."

"Okay."

"I was-I was sitting in my room."

"Yes."

"Reading a book."

"Go on."

"And uhh, well, this girl walked in."

"Okay..."

"So I went up to her."

"Yes..."

"And I uhh, I stabbed her 37 times in the chest."

Ryan stares at Tina for a second.

"Tina! That kills people!"

"Oh. Oh wow-"

"Tina!"

"Heh, I didn't know that."

"How could you not know that?!"

"Yeah, I'm in the wrong here... I suck."

"What happened to her hands?"

"What's that?"

"Her hands? Why-Why are they missing?"

"Well, I uhh, I kinda uhh, cooked them up. And ate them!"

"Tinnna!"

"Well, I was hungry, and when you crave hands... That's-"

"Why on Earth would you do that?!"

"I was hungry for hands! Give me a break!"

"Tinnna!"

"My stomach was making the rumblies!"

"Tina!"

"That only hands would satisfy."

"What is wrong with you, Tina?!"

"Well, I kill people and I eat hands, so that's two things!"

This is literally the weirdest thing... But it isn't as weird as the whole series... NO IM NOT DOING THE WHOLE THING! This is all... (What have I done?)