Did people see yesterday's chapter? I'm just concerned because this is the first time since the first chapter that it got less than 10 views, 0 votes and 0 comments in 12 hours. Did something go wrong in posting it? It had issues the other day too, so I'm just worried that no one saw it. If you guys haven't seen it yet, and you would go check it out, that would be great! Anyways, please enjoy this a few more Incorrect Quotes. :D
Matt: So what, now I'm just supposed to do whatever Tori does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?!
Lexi: If Tori jumped off a cliff, she would've done her research regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if Tori jumps off a cliff, by all means jump off the cliff.
Matt: You jump off a cliff.
Lexi: Glady, provided Tori did first.
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Lexi: I'm sorry, but I have to.
Matt: Please. I'm begging you, after all we've been through?
Lexi, shedding a single tear: I'm sorry, Matt.
Lexi: *Places a +4 card*
Lexi: Uno.
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Lexi: Would you like to know how I REALLY bruised my wrist?
Matt: ...Sure?
Lexi: I attended a hula hooping class over the weekend for both exercise and fun.
Matt: You wha-
Lexi: I mastered all the moves: the Pizza Toss, the Tornado, the Butterfly, the Z-Spin. The instructor told my I'm a natural hula hooper.
Matt: Why are you telling me this?
Lexi: Because, no one will ever believe you.
Matt: You sick evil genius. I both love and hate you at the same time.
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[Texting]
Aaron: Hey
Aaron: Text me back when u can
Matt: I have a gf
Aaron: Congrats
Aaron: What part of the power point should I do?
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Matt: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel!
Aaron: It's usually an oncoming train.
Matt: Could you try not to kill my vibe for five seconds.
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Lexi: Matt, what time is it?
Matt: Let me check.
Matt: *Starts playing recorder loudly*
Slade: WHO IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2:30 AM?!
Matt: It is 2:30 AM.
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Aaron: Close your eyes.
Ryan: ...Why?
Aaron, annoyed: Just do it.
Ryan: *closes eyes*
Aaron: What do you see?
Ryan: Nothing?
Aaron: That's what you mean to me.
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Tori: Jail is the worst, I should know.
Lexi: WHAT?! You've BEEN there?!
Tori: Once...
Tori: In Monopoly...
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Ryan: What would you do if I came home with 10 puppies?
Tori:
Tori: Ryan, what's in the box?
Ryan:
Tori: Ryan! What's in the box?!
Ryan:
Ryan: I think you know.
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Tori: Look on the bright side, at least things can't get any-
[Starts to heavily rain, thunder is heard]
Aaron: Excuse me, were you about to say worse?
Tori: No.
Aaron: No? You sure about that?
Tori: I wasn't going to say worse.
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