My mind is a crazy place

Little elves in yellow dresses

Gerard wore his maid-costume and dusted the christmas ornament standing on the shelf in late August. Why the Hell one would like to have christmas ornaments on in August?

Anyway, he dusted the little elves in yellow dresses (wow, I am such a poet) when someone knocked on the door. He walked towards it, swaying his hips and perfecting his dress.

– How are youuuuuu? – he asked in a sing-song voice standing right behind the door.

– Uhm...pizza? Oh, wait, no! Puppies. No, that's not good... Puppies on pizza? Oh, heck, that's awful! Kay, it's the thai food you... ordered? – a confused and not at all high voice answered Frank's, I mean, Gerard's question.

– Oh, I love thai puppies! Come in, honeeeeey! – screamed Gerard, throwing the door open. There stood a maximum 160 cm tall guy with a huuuuuuge bottle of Cherry Coke. – Where is your chinese pizza, honey? – his question was a bit confused, as he eyed the small midget in front of him, toying with his apron.

– Goat. – answered the not at all high guy.

– Kay, honey. I loooove goats! – screamed Gerard. But the turned into Sirius Black. – But seriously, where is my french bread?

– Goaaaaaaaat. – answered the small, not at all high guy. And he turned into a green rabbit and hopped into the kitchen where he found a bunch of dancing carrots and started to chew on them.

– I loooove rabbits! They are delicious. – examined Gerard and went after the bunnnnnny.

– What? Man, no, not cool. You ain't eat rabbitbunny, cos rabbitbunny eats carrot and carrot is delicious, not rabbitbunny. – said small, not at all high midget.

– Kaykay! Anyway, who is a good bunny? How's a good bunny? Who? Yes, you are the good bunny! – played Gerard with the not at all high bunny. It only made an 'I wanna murder you and your entire family' face.

– J'aime le pomme. – answered Bunny-Munny. He turned back into a human, and extended his hand to Gerard, who somehow got rid of his entire maid-costume except his stockings. – And I'm Frank. Do you have a spair pair of these things? – he asked, pointing to Gerard's stockings and high-heeled shoes.

– Of horse. Coooomeeeeeee wiiiith meeeeeeeee...! – he sang in an extremely high voice and went to his closet. He handed a pair of both items to Frank, who just put them on a goat.

– Is there really a boy in your closet? – he asked as he turned back to Gerard, who spoke to an awkward boy.

– No, not at all. Have you seen the dragon in front of my fridge? – said Gerard as he closed the closet door with hella force, so the awkward boy's face collided with it. But they didn't care. The Fro will take care of him.

– Heelaahooo, j'aime le pomme! – sang the dragon in front of the fridge. Frank morphed into a knight and killed it, while Gerard put on a white silk dress.

– Save me, oh, you brave midget! – he said as he fainted down to a bed.

– I will save youuuuu! – screamed Frank, and jumped on the bed, next to Gerard. – And I will kiss you and you will wake up! – he added.

Then he turned into a goat and licked Gerard's face.