You know what time it is?? TITUSVILLE: THIS WEEK IN REVIEW!
This week...oh boy.
Dunkin Donuts...the heck is up with you guys? Drink some coffee, eat some of your own donuts, and CHILL THE FRICK OUT WITH YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE! Wouldn't want another complaint, eh?
A fire happened. Who started the fire? The infamous wife of Brad? Wanted to use I-95? Too bad, it was closed. You should've used US1 instead. Remanence the glory days of the post-space shuttle launch vibe without the actual launch. Traffic. Traffic everywhere.
Speaking of traffic, a new traffic lane was opened beneath the Max Brewer Bridge. Unfortunately, no McDonalds drive through was found there.
What is open? What is closed? Will we ever know the answer?
Chem trails were seen today over Titusville and surrounding areas. But what else is new?
Tune in next week for a game of "Fireworks or Gunshots?" Go find your rocks.
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Titusville: This Week in Review (Vol. 1: Year 1)
HumorTitusville: This Week in Review started as nothing more than a sarcastic Facebook post about the on-goings and shenanigans of small town Titusville, Florida. The post became a hit among those who lived in Titusville and the surrounding area. The ser...
