Dan.is.not.my.boyfriend!

Can I Have Him?

I woke up on the armchair with a crooked neck and a banging headache.  My vision has hazy and nothing made sense.  Everything came back to me when  I looked to the right, and saw countless empty bottles of vodka, and Dan Howell on the leather sofa. My parents were going to kill me...

                           *5 Days Earlier*

"Finally, the time has come!" I said to my best friend Hope. We were at the London train station, waiting for our special visitors to arrive.  "I swear if we knows my name I am going to die!" Said Hope.

"Play it cool, I know you love him but he is my cousin and this is the first time we will see each oth-

I was interrupted by the sounds of a train screeching to a stop.  Hope pulled out her compact mirror, applied a new coat of lipgloss,and prayed to Jesus(even though she was Jewish?) in about 20 seconds.  Just as I was about to knock some sense into her with my purse, the train doors opened.  And out stepped two tall boys with emo haircuts hidden under dinosaur and lion woollen  hats. I think these were the boys we were looking for!

We weren't hard to spot. I had lilac and mint hair and Hope had Blue and Pink hair,(don't judge! We were really into pastels!) we had the same amount of tattoos and piercings as those weird people on those American reality shows, and we were dressed like we had just jumped out of a 90's television program. What can I say? We're unique!

Anyways, our guests came running up to us. I could sense that Hope was about to faint. Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil were her favourite youtubers after all, and now they would be staying with us for 5 days! They gave us friendly hugs.  Hope looked at me with puppy eyes and mouthed the words "Can I have this one instead?" Pointing to Phil. I nodded a yes, and snuggled into Dan's warm chest.