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Me: Hi guys-

Nonexisty: Hi

Me: *confused screaming*

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Lollipop: Barf molecules

Barf Bag: FIGHT ME

Lollipop: You are hardly half the size of me, what are you going to do, kick my leg?

~later~

Taco: Why is Lollipop on the ground sobbing hysterically?

Gatey: Barf Bag kicked her leg really hard

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Flower: I like Snowball because-

Me: YOU LIKE SNOWBALL BECAUSE???

Flower: That's not what I-

Me: I JUST FOUND A NEW SHIP

Flower: NO WAIT-

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X: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Four: Oh please, I crawled out of Tartarus.

X: Please stop-

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