Lollipop: So.
Lollipop: Who broke it?
Everyone:
Lollipop: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Saw: I DID IT I BROKE IT-
Lollipop: No, no you didn't.
Lollipop: Book?
Book: Don't look at me! Look at Taco.
Taco: What?! I didn't break it.
Book: Huh. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Taco: Because it's sitting right in front of us...
Taco: And it's broken!
Book: Suspicious...
Taco: No it's not!
Gaty: If it matters, probably not...
Gaty: Ice Cube was the last one to use it.
Ice Cube: *gasp*
Ice Cube: Liar!
Ice Cube: I don't even drink that poop!
Gaty: Oh really?
Gaty: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Ice Cube: I was hiding behind it to get away from Bracelety!
Saw: Alright, lets not fight.
Saw: I broke it, let me pay for it Lollipop-
Lollipop: No.
Lollipop: Who broke it?
Book: Uh, Lollipop, Teardrop's been awfully quiet...
Teardrop: *shocked and angry expression*
Book: Yeah, that's right, TD!
Everyone: *yelling and arguing*
Lollipop: *hiding behind a tree*
Lollipop: I broke it.
Lollipop: It burnt my hand so I sprayed it with fork repellent.
Lollipop: I predict five minutes from now, they'll be at eachother's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Lollipop: Good. It was getting a little loud around here.
YOU ARE READING
BFB Book
HumorI guess you could call this an "On Crack" book. Or BFB spoofs. Just a BFB Book. Not much to see. They will mostly be about Lollipop so uh yeah hope you like her-
