Desperate Measures

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Lollipop: *is somehow in the middle of the forest*

Lollipop: ...Where is everyone- Oh nevermind. I'll just do it.

Lollipop: *whispering* Lollipop sucks

Me, Taco, and Barf Bag: *falls from the sky*

Me and Taco: I BEG TO DIFFER

Barf Bag: YOU'RE CORRECT

Me: BB you have exactly 10 seconds to go jump off a cliff before I zip zappity zap zip you

Barf Bag: What?

Me: Too late *blasts Barf Bag into oblivion*

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