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Bfb's Got Talent!

Me: Welcome everybody to Bfb's Got Talent! Our rules are a little different from most Got Talent Shows.

Me: The judges will give a 0/10 for each performance. The object with the most points from the judges, wins!

Me: Today, out judges will be...

Me: Taco, Four, and X!

Taco: Hi.

Four: Why did I agree to this again?

X: Oh boy!

Me: Our first contestants are...

Me: Coiny and Pin! Talent?

Coiny: Our talent is being the cutest couple ever.

Me: Okay?

Coiny:

Pin:

Coiny:

Pin:

Coiny:

Pin:

Coiny and Pin: *kisses*

Taco: A little gross... But kind of cute? 7/10.

Four: I don't even know. 5/10.

X: Awww! 9/10!

Me: A total of 21/30. Not bad, I guess.

Me: Our next contestant will be...

Me: Golf Ball! Your talent?

Golf Ball: Hi! I am going to be answering fast math questions.

Me: Hmm, okay. 8x8?

Golf Ball: 64.

Me: 4x7?

Golf Ball: 28.

Me: 9x6?

Golf Ball: 54.

Me: Holy shoot, you're good.

Taco: They were easy questions... but I guess that's Potato's fault. 9/10.

Four: Oh please! I can do much harder questions even faster. 0/10.

X: Um, I can do better... but they were still fast... 6/10?

Me: A total of 15/30 points. Kind of pathetic, really.

Golf Ball: >:/

Me: Our next contestant is... Lollipop!

Me: Wait... what?

Lollipop: Okay, first of all, I'm only here because everyone forced me to.

Lollipop: Second of all, my talent is... *sigh*

Lollipop: Singing.

Me:

Me: Pfft-

Lollipop: Shut your pie hole!

Me: Singing? Lollipop, you're supposed to do the things you're GOOD at.

Lollipop: Must I remind you I was forced here against my will? Also, who are you to judge? You have never before heard me sing.

Me: Alrighty then... pfft... I'll just... watch here... pfft hahahaha!

Lollipop: Oh for the love of...

Lollipop: I am going to sing... hold on... *takes out a piece of paper*

Lollipop: "O.D.D." What a strange song name.

Me: That song? But your voice is low as hell!

Lollipop: They didn't allow me to choose the song either. So shut your pie hole.