Gum

596 13 8
                                    

(This is humanized)

Saw: What do you want?

Lollipop: Gum would be magnificent.

Saw: *gives Lollipop a weird look and hands her some gum*

Lollipop in her mind: Gum would be magnificent. Gum would be magnificent. I could've said, "I would like some gum". Or, "Gum, please". Or, "Some gum would be nice.". But noooooo. Gum would be magnificent. I f*cking loathe myself.

BFB BookWhere stories live. Discover now