(This is humanized)
Saw: What do you want?
Lollipop: Gum would be magnificent.
Saw: *gives Lollipop a weird look and hands her some gum*
Lollipop in her mind: Gum would be magnificent. Gum would be magnificent. I could've said, "I would like some gum". Or, "Gum, please". Or, "Some gum would be nice.". But noooooo. Gum would be magnificent. I f*cking loathe myself.

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BFB Book
MizahI guess you could call this an "On Crack" book. Or BFB spoofs. Just a BFB Book. Not much to see. They will mostly be about Lollipop so uh yeah hope you like her-