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Me: YOU FRICKS

Me: YOU FRICKIN FRICKS

Me: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

Me: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

Me: THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

Taco: Potato, you've been screaming this for the past half hour. Are you okay?...

Me: SOMEONE ATE MY SKITTLES

Taco: I thought you liked M&Ms better?

Me: YE BUT STILL

Me: S K I T T L E S

Me: YOU FRICKING FRICKS

Taco: Oh god. Is it gonna be one of those clichés where you investigate something stupid and act all dramatic about it, and then figure out who it was in the end?

Me: YOU BET

Lollipop: Wait a moment.

Lollipop: Those Skittles were yours?

Me: YES

Me: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT, I WAS LITERALLY CLUTCHING IT IN MY SLEEP

Lollipop: I was hungry.

Me: OH YOU'VE DONE IT NOW

Me: *unholy screeching*

Four: At last, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary.

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