((Okay so like, I don't have the power to make an animatic so I'll just made something here. Note this isn't a crack chapter, I'm doing something serious for once! Anyways, prepare for cringe. Free bleach and holy water for anyone who finishes without dying of cringe. Also, the song is called Shiny from the movie Moana. Don't read if you haven't watched the movie yet!))
"Well, good ol' Four hasn't always been this glam."
Four slowly walked up to a nervous X, smirking.
"I was a drab little number once."
Four suddenly stopped, and raised his arms into the air and closed his eyes.
"Now I know I can be happy as a host."
"Because I'm beautiful, baby!"
Four ran up to X, which scared him. X watched, terrified, as Four looked down on him, smiling.
"Did your contestants say listen to your heart?"
Four now had a teasing look on his face. He circled X, continuing to sing.
"Be who you are on the inside?"
He stopped abruptly, in front of X. He put one arm behind his back, and the other pointing up, as if he was teaching a math lesson.
"I need three words to tear their argument apart."
"The contestants lied!"
Four raised both arms again, having a crazy smile splattered on his face.
"I'd rather be shiny!"
He yelled, and X scrambled up to his feet.
"Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck!"
"Scrub the deck, and make it look shiny!"
((That's all I got folks. Sorry for being such a cringy try-hard.))
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BFB Book
HumorI guess you could call this an "On Crack" book. Or BFB spoofs. Just a BFB Book. Not much to see. They will mostly be about Lollipop so uh yeah hope you like her-
