Me: HEY KIDS!
Me: WELCOME BACK TO THE WONDERFUL SHOW'S IMAGINARY FUN LEARNING EMPORIUM-PALOOZA EXTRAVAGANZA HOUR!
Me: F O R K I D S !
Ruby: Hello kids, I'm the color red!
Ruby: And I brought my friends, to teach about them!
Ruby: They're colors of all the things you see
Ruby: And red is me, the color of awesome things!
Ruby: Like hearts, and roses, and Mars
Ruby: But most importantly!
Ruby: Love love love love love!
Fanny: *at the same time* Blood blood blood blood blood
Everyone except Fanny: Hooray!
Coiny: Hi I'm orange like mac an' cheese!
Coiny: Lets name some other orange things, now if you please!
Coiny: You got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand!
Coiny: Monarch butterflies-
Fanny: *at the same time* Prescription bottles
Coiny: -With your orange friends!
Coiny: La la la la la la, cheese!
Fanny: *at the same time* Pills
Coiny: What are you doing?
Fanny: What I was born to do.
Lightning: As you can probably guess, yellow's pretty fun!
Fanny: Jaundice
Lightning: You can find it on a bus, or the rays of the sun!
Lightning: If you ask me, yellow's number one!
Fanny: Jaundice
Lightning: If you like yellow, and sour, then try a lemon!
Lightning and Fanny: JAUNDICE!
Lightning: DARN IT!
Grassy: I once ate a bug that was the color green!
Grassy: But the ER said it was a poisonous thing!
Grassy: So that explains why i tHREW UP GREEN
Grassy: AND INSIDE THAT GREEN, THERE WERE CHUNKS OF GREEN
Grassy: I BET YOU WISHED YOU HADN'T LISTENED TO GREEN
Everyone: Hooray!
Clock: Why didn't you change that one?
Fanny: I liked that verse!
Clock: The ocean is a place where many-
Fanny: NIGHTMARES
Clock: -live...
Clock: In the deep blue sea-
Fanny: And it'll kill you to death!
Fanny: Especially if you are on Titanic!
Fanny: So let that sink in!
Fanny: PUN INTENDED
Everyone: Hooray!...
Lollipop: Don't blow this for us, Fanny!
Lollipop: Purple is the color of many different things.
Lollipop: From a lilac-
Fanny: *stabs Lollipop*
Clock: FANNY!
Grassy: Hooray!
Woody: I guess it's my turn...
Woody: There are brown things like dirt...
Woody: Uh, I can't remember the words... Please don't hurt... Me...
Fanny: *stabs Woody*
Everyone: Hooray...
Golf Ball: White things include-
Fanny: *pulling out a knife* All broken bones
Golf Ball: *running away* aND DOVES AND PAPER
Fanny: *chasing Golf Ball* And rabies foam
Golf Ball: THERE'S IVORYYY-
Fanny: Worth a lot of money
Fanny: If you wanna buy some then email me
Grassy: Hooray! Hooray
Fanny: Black is the color of emptiness
Fanny: I can feel it in my soul
Fanny: 'Cause I'm an emotional mess
Lollipop: *pops out of nowhere and sprays Fanny with fork repellent*
Fanny: *flies away into space*
Everyone: *staring*
Lollipop: It's multipurpose
YOU ARE READING
BFB Book
HumorI guess you could call this an "On Crack" book. Or BFB spoofs. Just a BFB Book. Not much to see. They will mostly be about Lollipop so uh yeah hope you like her-
