Fanny ruins the crayon song

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Me: HEY KIDS!

Me: WELCOME BACK TO THE WONDERFUL SHOW'S IMAGINARY FUN LEARNING EMPORIUM-PALOOZA EXTRAVAGANZA HOUR!

Me: F O R K I D S !

Ruby: Hello kids, I'm the color red!

Ruby: And I brought my friends, to teach about them!

Ruby: They're colors of all the things you see

Ruby: And red is me, the color of awesome things!

Ruby: Like hearts, and roses, and Mars

Ruby: But most importantly!

Ruby: Love love love love love!

Fanny: *at the same time* Blood blood blood blood blood

Everyone except Fanny: Hooray!

Coiny: Hi I'm orange like mac an' cheese!

Coiny: Lets name some other orange things, now if you please!

Coiny: You got pumpkins and tigers and the desert sand!

Coiny: Monarch butterflies-

Fanny: *at the same time* Prescription bottles

Coiny: -With your orange friends!

Coiny: La la la la la la, cheese!

Fanny: *at the same time* Pills

Coiny: What are you doing?

Fanny: What I was born to do.

Lightning: As you can probably guess, yellow's pretty fun!

Fanny: Jaundice

Lightning: You can find it on a bus, or the rays of the sun!

Lightning: If you ask me, yellow's number one!

Fanny: Jaundice

Lightning: If you like yellow, and sour, then try a lemon!

Lightning and Fanny: JAUNDICE!

Lightning: DARN IT!

Grassy: I once ate a bug that was the color green!

Grassy: But the ER said it was a poisonous thing!

Grassy: So that explains why i tHREW UP GREEN

Grassy: AND INSIDE THAT GREEN, THERE WERE CHUNKS OF GREEN

Grassy: I BET YOU WISHED YOU HADN'T LISTENED TO GREEN

Everyone: Hooray!

Clock: Why didn't you change that one?

Fanny: I liked that verse!

Clock: The ocean is a place where many-

Fanny: NIGHTMARES

Clock: -live...

Clock: In the deep blue sea-

Fanny: And it'll kill you to death!

Fanny: Especially if you are on Titanic!

Fanny: So let that sink in!

Fanny: PUN INTENDED

Everyone: Hooray!...

Lollipop: Don't blow this for us, Fanny!

Lollipop: Purple is the color of many different things.

Lollipop: From a lilac-

Fanny: *stabs Lollipop*

Clock: FANNY!

Grassy: Hooray!

Woody: I guess it's my turn...

Woody: There are brown things like dirt...

Woody: Uh, I can't remember the words... Please don't hurt... Me...

Fanny: *stabs Woody*

Everyone: Hooray...

Golf Ball: White things include-

Fanny: *pulling out a knife* All broken bones

Golf Ball: *running away* aND DOVES AND PAPER

Fanny: *chasing Golf Ball* And rabies foam

Golf Ball: THERE'S IVORYYY-

Fanny: Worth a lot of money

Fanny: If you wanna buy some then email me

Grassy: Hooray! Hooray

Fanny: Black is the color of emptiness

Fanny: I can feel it in my soul

Fanny: 'Cause I'm an emotional mess

Lollipop: *pops out of nowhere and sprays Fanny with fork repellent*

Fanny: *flies away into space*

Everyone: *staring*

Lollipop: It's multipurpose

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