Dog Man: I'm from Collardale
Patty: Cool.
Snickers: How old r u?
Dog Man: 25
Patty: Do u have children?
Dog Man: an adopted son. li'l petey.
Snickers: nice. Cradles
Full song:
[Verse 1]I live inside my own world of make-believeKids screaming in their cradles, profanitiesI see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleachCross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep
[Chorus]I love everythingFire's spreading all around my roomMy world's so brightIt's hard to breathe but that's alrightHushShh
[Verse 2]Tape my eyes open to force reality (Oh no, no)Why can't you just let me eat my weight in glee?I live inside my own world of make-believeKids screaming in their cradles, profanitiesSome days I feel skinnier than all the other daysSometimes I can't tell if my body belongs to me[Chorus]I love everythingFire's spreading all around my roomMy world's so brightIt's hard to breathe but that's alrightHushShh
[Verse 3]I wanna taste your contentHold your breath and feel the tensionDevils hide behind redemptionHonesty is a one-way gate to hellI wanna taste consumptionBreathe faster to waste oxygenHear the children sing aloudIt's music 'til the wick burns outHush
[Outro]Just wanna be care free lately, yeahJust kicking up daisiesGot one too many quarters in my pocketsCount 'em like the four leaf clovers in my locketUntied laces, yeahJust tripping on daydreamsGot dirty little lullabies playing on repeatMight as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep
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The Dog Man Extra Crunchy Book O' Fun
Short StoryJust some short stories revolving around Dog Man & Co. My first fanfic.