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li'l petey's dark side

*A/N: I don't know why I chose this video for this part. I just did. Still... I hope you enjoy my immature ideas & stuff.*

lil petey was a happy kitten. but deep down inside, he had a hidden dark side. no one knew about it. even petey didn't know. but li'l petey did. and he had many tantrums to show for it. petey helped him out and comforted him. he loved him a lot. li'l petey didn't quite understand the world yet. but he didn't trust his grampa that much. at all, for that matter.

one day, he was playing outside (he was in a good mood, of course) when the FLEAS decided to make li'l petey be bad. he was little and naïve, so Piggy assumed it would work on him.

so when the FLEAS decided to hypnotize li'l petey, it worked. li'l petey was now evil. obviously piggy told li'l petey that it was his conscience telling him commit crimes, so of course li'l petey had to obey his "conscience" or else he would not be following his moral standards.

piggy told li'l petey to steal living spray from that living spray outlet over there. he stole 3 cans of living spray, & felt guilty afterwards.

petey was worried about him calling the cops & stuff. so when li'l petey came home, petey was overjoyed to see his son. but when petey saw the bottles of living spray in his son's hands, he was shocked to see his son was a thief.

petey asked why li'l petey would steal stuff. li'l petey said his conscience told him to. petey realized that the FLEAS hypnotized his son. he frantically searched through his son's fur to find the FLEAS. it took a while, but he found the FLEAS hiding in li'l petey's ear.

eventually, the FLEAS were caught & got sent to jail. bub & crunky were freed 2 days later (cuz they were just 2 idiotic minions). piggy stayed in jail forever & ever.

li'l petey was deemed innocent, & petey was happy that his son was a good guy even though he was hypnotized to do bad stuff. piggy was mad, but then again, no one cares about him.

when chief, sarah, zuzu, dog man, & 80-HD found out about the situation, they all yelled:

"HOORAY FOR PETEY!"

petey was happy that he got cheered for a second time. li'l petey decided to make a comic about the situation & became a world famous comic book author. he got lots of money & donated "a million bucks & 91 cents" a year to charities around the world.

he was happy, & petey was too. everyone was happy.

the mayor deemed September 2nd "National Li'l Petey Day", so everyone in collardale celebrated li'l petey year after year after year after year.

obviously piggy was mad. but he died after his cellmate ran him over with a 20-inch diameter rock. he got a taste of his own medicine.

li'l petey found out about that later on. he shrugged & went back to his supa awesome rich life.

the end.

*A/N: Sorry for taking so long writing this. I got busy with other stuff, but I'll add more stories on my page soon. Toodles!*