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OC Profile: Hamlet

Character Information:
Name: Hamlet
Birthday: October 15th
Age: 6 months old
Father: Piggy (unwillingly)- more or less
Adoptive parents: Petey & Dogman
Adoptive siblings: Li'l Petey & Patricia
Friends: Patricia, Dogman, Petey, 80-HD, Sarah Hatoff, Chief, Zuzu, Yolay Caprese, Officer Milly, Flippy, Molly, Super Diaper Baby, Diaper Dog, Bub, & Crunky.
Best Friend: Li'l Petey (they are also PICs)
Enemies: Grampa, Fair Fairy, Piggy, Malcolm, Dr Scum, Flat Petey, Dr Dilbert Dinkle, & Evil Mayor.
Hobbies: Playing games, listening to music, chilling with Li'l Petey, using his phone, going to the library, using the computer, & making comics with Li'l Petey & Patricia
Appearance: Basically, he looks like Piggy when HE was younger (again, he is Piggy's clone)
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Backstory:
Since Piggy had already copied Petey's idea of a robot that looks like himself, Piggy ALSO decided to make an evil clone of himself.
When he told Petey his idea, Petey replied, "Yeah, good luck with THAT. That ain't gonna work at ALL! You try to make an evil clone, you're gonna get a baby version of yourself. Trust me. That ain't gonna work." He strided away as Piggy shouted, " It's STILL gonna work! I will succeed! I'll show ya! "
Piggy bought a cloning machine online. 2 to 3 days later, it arrived. He followed the instructions (using a fingernail [EW] as the DNA), but it didn't work. A little piglet crawled out. As with Li'l Petey, Hamlet thought Piggy was his father.
Piggy was NOT happy. And, with a flash of fury, he realized Petey was RIGHT! He had cloned himself without realizing the consequences of his actions. He grabbed a box, placed Hamlet in it, & dumped him on the street.
Hamlet was a bit sad, but he knew that SOMEONE would care for him. He wandered around town until he reached a bright red building. (Uh, oh. He walked in Petey's house!) He walked in, not realizing that he was trespassing. He climbed up the stairs & entered a bedroom. A small kitten (Li'l Petey, of course!) was playing with a miniature toy police car.
Hamlet decided to introduce himself to Li'l Petey. Li'l Petey, being Li'l Petey, decided to be Hamlet's friend. When Petey walked in, though, he was mad, surprised, & shocked to see Piggy's clone playing with his son.
He couldn't bring himself to kick Hamlet out. He realized with relief that Hamlet was probably another good-hearted kid, just like Li'l Petey.
Petey reluctantly decided to let Hamlet live with them until he could find a better home for him. Nevertheless, Hamlet stayed & became Li'l Petey's adoptive brother.
Li'l Petey eventually introduced Patricia to Hamlet. Patricia became friends with Hamlet. All 3 kids played with each other a lot. Petey had to go & buy a bunk bed that had a trundle bed attached to the bottom bunk.
Hamlet, Li'l Petey, & Patricia all slept in the same room & were the best of friends. And if ya wanna know, they all went to Dogman's house on the weekends. Petey eventually let Dogman & 80-HD live with him. They all lived happily ever after. The end.