The Dog Man Extra Crunchy Book O' Fun

More Improper Quotes

A/N: thats my pou. Its an app on Amazon, app store, & Google play.

Note: bold is Petey, italic is Li'l Petey, & underline is Dogman.

Ok here we go.

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*Dogman & Petey get home from school. Petey relaxes on the bed as Dogman goes to study for a test.*

What are you doing?

Relaxing.

Ya know u have to study for the test, right?

The teacher said we don't have to do it til tomorrow.

No, the test is DUE tomorrow.

Why, world, WHY?????

A\N: This was inspired by a meme on Tumblr. The meme itself was inspired by a YouTube video.*

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Knock knock!

Oh god! Whos there?!

U are!

U are who?

No YOU r poo! *laughs adorably*

Oh brother. *quietly chuckles in his hand*

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I like big butts and i cannot lie u other brothers cant deny when-

Dont say that its not appropriate to say

Oh oops!

🤦🏻‍♂️ (Petey)

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Whats what goes up but doesnt come down?

Your age?

Damn it you figured it out!

😄 (Petey)

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Hey petey

What?!

I've been running through the pussy need a dogpound

You need a dogpound if ur singing that song! Its not appropriate for the kid to hear.

Oh. Oops

🤦🏻‍♂️ (Petey)

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Te amo

Huh?

I love you

What language were u speaking?

En espanol

Righttttt...

I still love you

Yeah yeah

😀 (Dog Man)

U dog

Yep im a dog!

🤦🏻‍♂️ (Petey)

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Papa papa you wanna hear a joke?

Ughh fine!

What do u call a nosy pepper?

I dunno

Jalapeno business! Get it?

Yeah i do

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The end.