James was woken up to the rotting smell of Sirius's boxer that had been placed on top of his pillow. Sirius had been known to do this from time and time again just to remind people that he was in fact one step ahead. What Sirius wasn't aware of was the fact that James had stolen some of his dad's hair product that was a failure and placed it into Sirius conditioner bottle.
James let out loud yawn and stretched his arms into the air getting ready for the day ahead of him. Tuesdays were always the worst day since he had 3 lessons of ancient runes, why did he take that class again? Oh yeah to look at Lily. After last night he couldn't get the thought of her out his head. She was all her dreamed about. Her hair, her scent, her attitude and especially the way her small hand cupped his pecks while he was carrying her. Before his daydream could go one step further he was distracted by the sound of a cat being tormented.
"James what the ACTUAL FUCK!! Have you done to my hair" Sirius screamed letting out a few
voice-breaks mid yell.
"Oh, my lord!" was all James could let out before he was on the ground clutching his stomach in a fit of laughter.
James wasn't 100% sure what would happen if Sirius had used the stuff he stole from his father, but he knew it wouldn't be good. Fleamont Potter was known for making some one of a kind Hair product but he latest few batches had been rejected and left in the bin, where James scavenged them. Instead of making Sirius's hair silky soft it had left it a putrid orange colour that had streaks of green, and when he got angry it would stand on its ends.
Sirius had walked out of the bathroom with a red towel wrapped around his waist and his hands going from his hair to in front of him not being able to believe what had happened. Peter and Remus who had been asleep had been woken up by all the ruckus opened their curtains and immediately joined the laughter along with James.
This continued for a long amount of time which left a grumpy Sirius running back and forth looking for his wand to change it back. After the laughter had died down Remus broke the silence,
"James" he said wiping away a single tear. "was this your doing?"
"yeah not bad, hey mate, I got the formula from one of dads rejects"
"spiffing brilliant if you ask me" piped up peter
"brilliant!" cried Sirius "this is not brilliant! I have a date with the blonde Ravenclaw girl from transfiguration class tonight"
"awe Padfoot, she might be into this" James said gesturing to the mop which was his hair.
"no one and I mean no one is going to be into this, not even desperate Debra from 6th year would date me"
Well that was the wrong thing to say because all 3 boys were in a fresh fit of giggles all over again.
"alright, alright wave had our fun" James said and then spoke a few words and with the flick of his wand Sirius's hair was back to being black and fluffy the way he liked it. "now stop putting your dirty boxers on my face" and with that James was off to get dressed for the day.
Once James was in the bathroom and out of ear shot the boy began discussing.
"So, what are we going to do about Evans and Prongsie?" Sirius asked not having much on an idea.
"We have to get them, together don't we?" peter asked looking straight at Remus hoping he had an answer.
"Yeah, of course we do but I don't know how yet" Remus answered truthfully not knowing what to do.
"we could.... ummmm how about we trap them in a room together?" Sirius asked clearly putting no thought into the idea at all.
"that could work, couldn't it?" peter asked
"yes, yes it could but well have to wait until Friday, so we can keep them in there all weekend if we want"
"perfect!" exclaimed Sirius "and we can dye his hair too"
"And why would we need to do that?" peter asked genuinely interested.
"Revenge, obviously Wormtail" Sirius said with a shrug and got up to put some clothes on.
Remus and peter looked at each other and rolled their eyes knowing that they would both be left doing the work. All three boys then got dressed and ready to head down for breakfast to start their day and plot more on their James and Lily plan, leaving James to shower in the dorm alone.
