Remus and Peter started down at James's long floppy leg that contained no bones and held back their vomit. Sirius had been apologising on his knees for the last few minutes while James just stared in unbelievable awe at his now useless leg. It looked similar to his right normal leg except his knee cap had disappeared and now his leg bend in on its self.
Peter outstretched a single finger hoping to poke James's leg wanting to know how it felt and was rewarded with a hard slap on his knuckles by Remus. "Don't" Remus whispered, "can't you see he's upset?" peter answered with a low shrug.
"BLACK IM GOING TO KILL YOU!" James yelled suddenly as he hoped off the bench knife in hand and started hopping after Sirius.
Sirius made a run for it although Prongs was only holding a butter knife he could still do some damage. "Prongs it was an accident!" Sirius screamed hoping to calm his violent best friend down.
If anything, Sirius's attempts to apologise only made James more enraged. "I have a game of quidditch to win on Saturday!!" screamed James hoping faster gaining more momentum with each step.
"I said I'm sorry Prongs what else do you want?" Sirius yelled behind him containing no sympathy
"Sorry doesn't sweeten my tea you fuck-scone!" James yelled
Sirius turned around at the sound of this newly invented insult almost proud of his fellow marauder until he saw James was gaining on him, knife in hand and floppy leg flailing around behind like a sad wet flag.
"you'll never catch me! Ha-ha"
"Sirius what the fuck" yelled Remus from the other side of the Gryffindor table.
Sirius had decided that he would jump onto the Ravenclaw table and throw hot eggs and pumpkin juice at Prongs as he struggled to keep up. Running along the table Sirius winked at the blond Ravenclaw whom he had a date with in the broom closet this evening. Suddenly his body froze up and he was falling face first into a 1st years peanut buttered toast.
James was at the opposite end of the table and wand in hand pointing straight at his best mate who had a face full of peanut butter.
Sirius let out a loud groan and the entire Great Hall went silent as James stifled a laugh.
"JAMES, WHAT THE FUCK!" Sirius screamed in a high-pitched voice as he shook out the creamy textured paste out of his once black hair, placed his hands on his hips and turned to face Remus wanting some sympathy.
James caved in. The butter knife loudly clattered to the ground as did James due to his limp limb and the hilarious look on Sirius's face.
"mate you look like a total git" James let out along with a barking laugh.
Sirius was not happy with the response but was quickly distracted by his strands of hair swinging back and forth in front of his eyes. Sticking his tongue out he licked up a piece of his hair and continued to lick the peanut butter off the end, "ooh nutty" Sirius exclaimed with delight.
An echo of "SIRIUS!" screamed from three corners of the room as the fellow marauders shouted at their pig-headed friend as he continued eating his own hair.
"Moony calm down it tastes good" Sirius paused still looking confused "you want some?" Sirius then asked thinking that would make Remus and everyone else stop staring at him.
It didn't. Sirius started to scratch his neck and crain his neck feeling suddenly very uncomfortable.
"Sirius you're allergic to peanuts" Remus stated
"nuh imh noh" Sirius replied after realising his tongue had started to swell.
Professor McGonagall who had been witnessing the scene between her two students were making decided to step in before someone else got hurt.
"Potter, Black hospital wing now"
