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by WriteyouCleverGirl

by WriteyouCleverGirl

I hate dresses.
Yep, you can end it right there, people.
Anways, I just don't like wearing dresses.
I get this feeling that a creepy perv is going to look up my skirt.
First of all, why.
Second of all, eww.
Those dam pervs.
Here's my message ot them:
Keep your eyes on something else!

Yes, I know; that was really disgusting.
I just had to get that out there.
Yep, definitely.

If you see me in real life, then you probably won't ever see me in a dress.
Unless my mom forces me into one.
Seriously, if you take me out to somewhere nice, I'm probably going to just dress in a nice pair of jeans, boots, and a shirt.
I know, that's is pretty selfish.
Oh whale.
The point is that I'm never going to wear a dress.
So goodbyee.