Creepy Doll

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So my mom decided that it was a good idea to put a creepy doll by our window.
And it's skirt lights up, too!
Well isn't that pleasant.
Plus, the doll looks like a doll from a horror film that kills you in your sleep!
Well isn't that so great?
I have creepy doll that all my neighbors could see.
What else can they see or think?
That my family is filled with psychos!
Great! 
Because isn't that so fantastic?
What next?
My neighbors think my house is actually haunted?
Oh joy!
*No more sarcasm beyond this sentence.*
I think I may have to knock down the doll before all of my neighbors notice.
Accidentally, of course. 

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