Cielois Oneshots

My Shitty Boyfriend.

I had been talking to my friend about random things when I thought "you know I bet that Ciel's weakness is something completely fucking ridiculous like poop jokes, like someone will say something unintentionally and he'll by crying trying to hold back his laughter" and then I thought "holy shit Cielois prompt" but that was like 4 weeks ago it took me this long to find good shit jokes so I hope everyone appreciates my efforts

This chapter is dedicated to @basicrejects, the friend I was talking with!!

((I see u fangirlin in class over my fanfics yo I'm watchin you man))

Love you Ciel <3
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The two boys law sprawled out on Alois's bed, hand in hand, pondering things to do, when Claude stepped in.

"Your highness, when do you think Phantomhive will be returning to his manor?"

"Not today."

"He's staying over another night?"

"I guess so."

Replied Ciel, tightening his hold on Alois's hand. Alois smiled warmly before looking back to his butler.

"What is it?"

"I'll be out all day, purchasing necessary items like food and whatnot. Any preferences?"

"Not that I know of. Just the regular tea would be fine. You, Ciel?"

He said in a bored tone.

"Nothing in particular, no. Thanks."

"Well, Claude, that's it then. Anything else you need?"

"Maybe you should split from each other for five seconds and actually do something.."

Ciel clicked his tongue while Alois let out a breathy laugh. Claude just walked out of the room, but before he could close the door Alois mumbled something under his breath, distaste evident in his voice.

"At your scatanic request your majesty."

Then, Ciel gasped. Alois turned his head to see the bluenette's face red and his cheeks puffed out, and he was..

Smiling?

"Ciel? Are you okay?"

He let out the breath he was holding with a faint chuckle

"Y-yeah.. Hha.."

Oh.

Oh.

OH.

'I have just found his weakness... This shall be fun..'

He smirked before saying

"You looked constipated for a second there, I was worried."

Ciel snorted and choked before turning around.

"Again? Do you need to take a shit or something?"

He started shaking.

'Bingo!'

"Hey, Ciel? Did you hear that joke about the toilet?"

He went to reply, but then let out a small giggle and then cringed at the noise and decided against it in fear his body might betray him again.

"Never mind. It was too.. Shitty."

'One more and he breaks. You got this, Alois!'

"I think that if you had a warning label it would definitely be 'I'm an angry spoiled brat who has terrible constipation', or something."

'Just about..'

"Or maybe the terrible constipation would justify your anger?"

There it was.

"Aahhhahahah!! You... Ha!"

The younger broke out into fits of laughter as Alois sat up to watch the prideful earl Ciel Phantomhive, rolling around whilst clutching his stomach in a fruitless attempt to cease his laughter.

The older sat and watched with a smirk as his partner squirmed with laughter, but eventually calmed down, the giggles fading slowly but surely. The first words said were

"What the fuck?"

"I wanted to see how you'd react. Your laugh is simply wonderful, though."

"Shut up! That's not fair, now you have to tell me yours."

He said sitting up and folding his arms in (half) fake annoyance. The latter just smirked and leaned in, whispering against the form we'd lips

"My weakness is you, babe~"

He lingered, just staring into his eye for awhile, before reaching behind and running his hand through his hair and pulling the string for the eyepatch. It fell, and they never broke eye contact.

Well, at least until the bluenette got fed up and smashed his lips onto the blond's.

"I love you so much it hurts, you know."

Said Alois as he panted, parting his bruised lips to deepen the kiss.

"And me to you, my shitty boyfriend."

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Ah~!

Okay!! I finally got it!

Once again I dedicate this chapter to my friend who reads my fanfics in class and starts freaking out about how cute they are even though I write like a piece of trash

💙@basicrejects💙

~~~Once again, love ya Ciel~~~

((No homo i swear))j

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