Lexi: so the author of this book is taking a while to take to the stage so instead I'll be here.
Plays with her fingers and whistles*
Lexi: I'm sure she'll be here any minute now.
Phoenix: Lexi we gotta go- oh I didn't realise we were shooting. Ummm I'll just be back here.
Lexi: well done you ruined it.
Turns back to the ten people reading this and awkwardly smiles*
Lexi: she'll be her any minute-
Author: lexi, what are doing up there?
Lexi whispers: I was busy covering your time consuming ass
Author rolls eyes : just get off the stage.
Phoenix: we don't have all freaking day hurry up!
Lexi: I'm coming, jeez
Author nervously laughs: Anyway thank you for clicking on my book and giving it a chance. Before anything I wanted to just say.
DON'T COPY ANYTHING FROM MY BOOK. NOT EVEN THE QUOTES OR THE (really bad) JOKES. That would be very much appreciated.
I guarantee you that this book will be full of mistakes and the writing style will just be (kahwwkhsjshw) but "hey its the thought that counts"
I also wante- whats wrong with the lights why is it dim-ing
Lexi: we don't have much time left you have to wrap it up.
Author: I thought you left to go to... wait but I have more to say.
Lexi: too bad we have to wrap it up now.
Author: This is my book I should call shots.
Lexi: without me you wouldn't have a book.
Phoenix pops his head out the curtains : Lexi don't flatter your self, without me there is no action and you'd be back to your boring life.
Lexi glares at Phoenix*
Author: The guy does have a point.
Lexi: come on people wrap it up.
Author: wait hold on a second-
Lexi: nope no time.
Author: One last message.
Lexi: go on
Author: DONT FORGET TO VOTE AND COMMENT ON MY CHAPTERS.
Phoenix whispers* : we all know you're here for me.
Lexi: THATS A WRAP PEOPLE.
YOU ARE READING
Agent X (on hold)
ActionSix, teenagers. Five, enemies. Four, months. Three, homes. Two, sides of the story. One, director. Zero, clue on what's going on. What could possibly go wrong?
