Chapter 12 : Are you like...pregnant?

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I was at home sitting in front of the TV screen watching some old program about people disappearing, the case I was watching was Rays, and his girlfriend was on the TV talking about the last time she saw him.

"What are you eating?" Dimitri asked jumping on the sofa. I looked down at the jar of baby gherkins and shoved it in Dimitri's face.

"Well if you open your eyes you might be able to see" I said, grabbing my fork and stabbing multiple baby gherkins.

"Ew" he said as he read the writing on the jar.

"Don't ever disrespect my food like that Dimitri" I stated with an evil glint in my eye, he still held his disgusted face but I ignored him.

"Your so boring how could you be watching this?" Dimitri complained I smacked his head and he yelped in pain.

"I'm not boring" he looked at me blankly. Am I boring? Nahh he hit his head when he was younger.

"Seriously Lex who watches Crime documentaries" he said I raised my hand and he rolled his eyes.

"That shit is too salty" he said changing the topic back to my baby gherkins.

"Well your not eating it are you so shut up" I said looking back at the TV.

"Are you like pregnant?" He said in a hushed whisper, My face turned to him in complete mortification.

"Who's pregnant?" Phoenix asked coming into the room, then all of them showed up, "Whose aunty am I gonna be?" Cyrus asked with a serious expression.

I pleaded Dimitri not to say that I was pregnant, A) because I wasn't, and B) because I'm still a virgin. Unless god decided to do the whole Virgin Mary thing on me.

"Lexi is pregnant" Dimitri announced and I face palmed my self so hard that it felt more like a slap.

"What?!" Everyone nearly shouted.

"How do you know?" Keiko asked  looking down at my flat stomach.

"She's eating pickles" Dimitri answered her, and I glared at him and lit into my gherkins.

Cyrus spun on her heel and pointed at JJ, "You're the dad" my mouth hang open for a minute.

"No I'm not" JJ said at the same time that I said "No he's not"

She started at him, "You two slept together" she said and I nearly choked on my Gherkins.

Everyone stared at me and JJ like we were some criminals.

"No-"

"Yh we did" JJ said nonchalantly and I gaped at him, my eyes flickered to Phoenix and he had his fists balled up in his pockets with an angry storm swirling in his eyes.

"No we didn't" I said looking at JJ's smug face, "That explains a lot cause you two left us in the car while you two did the deed" Dimitri said.

"So I'm gonna be an aunty" Cyrus said clapping her hands in joy.

"I can't believe we will be seeing little Brodys and Lexi's running around the place" Keiko gushed.

"Congrats Lex" Phoenix said but there was a hint of anger in his tone, I shook my head preparing my self to say something but the words left my mouth when he left the room.

Okay now is not the time to be speechless.

"IM NOT PREGNANT" I yelled snapping everyones attention towards me, " Me and JJ have slept together" Cyrus started dancing around the room but I wasn't finished. "No we did sleep together but not sexually, I stole his room and he unlocked the door and we slept in the same bed" Cyrus looked extremely disappointed, she looked towards Brody for conformation and he nodded to my relief.

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