Dear Evan Hansen
We were too contactless
Things were crazy
And it's a pity we don't talk much
But I have to tell you every night what I think of you.
I rub my nipples and start to moan with pleasure
Why are you writing this?
I'm just trying to tell the truth
It must be perfect, these letters must prove that we were really friends.
I just do it
I have to tell you, life without you has been hard (hard?)
He was ugly (bad?)
It was rude (strange!)
And I miss talking about life and other things.
Silently, shut up!
I like my parents
Who says that
I love my parents, but every day is a new battle.
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything can go well
Hit the pipe? (Fix it!)
If I stop cracking crack (crack?!)
If I stop smoking weed
Then everything can go well
I will accept your advice
I will try to be kind
I'll shoot it
Wait and watch
Because you just have to rethink a bit
It's easy to change if you pay attention.
All you have to do is believe that you can be what you want to be
Greetings, me
We finished?
Well, I can't just send you an email, I want to prove that I was a good friend, you know?
OMG
Dear Connor Murphy! Yes, I miss even our speeches.
Stop taking drugs. Just try taking a deep breath and go for a walk (no).
Sending photos of the most beautiful trees (No)
You'll be obsessed with all my forest skills (under no circumstances)
Friend, I'm proud of you
Keep pushing.
You turn around
I can see
Wait and watch!
Because you just have to rethink a bit
It's easy to change if you pay attention.
All you have to do is believe that you can be what you want to be
Greetings, me
My sister is sexy
What the hell! (Debt)
Dear Evan Hansen,
Thanks for any suggestions you send.
Dear Connor Murphy,
I'm just happy to be your friend
Our friendship continues
Your average view of links
But not because we're gay
No, not because we're gay
We are close, but not like this
The only man I love is my father
Well anyway!
They improve every day
I'm getting better every day
We are improving every day
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Because you just have to rethink a bit
It's easy to change if you pay attention.
All you have to do is believe that you can be what you want to be
Sincerely
I miss you so much
Greetings, me
Greetings, me
Greetings, me
Greetings, me
YOU ARE READING
Google Translated Dear Evan Hansen
HumorI ran the song through Google Translate a bunch of times and this is what it spat back out.