This glove is very beautiful, wow
Oh, why don't you accept it?
Oh no no I couldn't
Why not?
Are you sure?
I bought this glove a thousand years ago.
For any birthday or Christmas that came and went.
I thought we could play fetch or, I don't know,
But he left it in a bag with a label.
But you have to break it first
You can't take anything with this difficult
How do you break it?
Well, this is indeed a very accurate process.
A sort of secret method that is known to very few
So if you are in the market for professional advice
Well, today could be a good day for you.
shaving
shaving cream?
Oh yes, rub it for five minutes,
Tie everything with elastic bands, place it under the mattress and sleep on it.
And this for at least a week, every day, consistently
And although this method is not easy
Every second spent pays
In the end, pay.
He needs some patience.
It takes a while
A little resistance
And climb a small hill
Maybe you don't think it's worth it
You could start doubting
However, links cannot be used
You have to interpret it
And that's the hard way.
But it is the right way.
The right way to break a glove
With something like that you should be ready to go
Make a commitment
So what do you think?
I mean definitely
Some say they only use a microwave oven.
Or try hot water technology.
Well, they can look forward to the time they saved
"Until they buy another glove next week.
It only takes a little patience (it's just a little patience)
Take a while (take a while)
A little resistance (perseverance)
And climb a small hill
And that's the hard way.
But it is the right way.
Quite right
Because in everything you do, there is a right path.
Stop this baby
race
Even if everyone around you thinks you're crazy
Even if everyone lets you go around
And are you preparing for a test?
Or are you miles away from a destination?
Or are you just trying to do the best?
For a child who has lost control
You make it difficult
Because it is right
Yes, it's true
Connor is really lucky that he has a father
Oh, dad, who took such good care of him
Take care of things
Shaving foam, rubber, mattress, repeat
I got it?
understood
This is the hard way.
But it is the right way.
Quite right
Put on a glove
They are good to go
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Google Translated Dear Evan Hansen
HumorI ran the song through Google Translate a bunch of times and this is what it spat back out.