BAD MEDICINE - ☆ᵖᵉᵗᵉʳ ᵖᵃʳᵏᵉʳ☆

ugh

summary: awkward moment

warnings: sexual jokes I guess? really short. also, suuuuuper text-heavy. also just plain bad but hopefully you get the idea.

word count: 1101

a/n: requests open!

haha this was originally going to be like 100 words but it ended up being a lil but more

On a Friday afternoon, Peter invites you, Ned, and MJ over to study for finals. Your textbooks, worksheets, and notebooks are sprawled around the carpet messily.

Peter excuses himself to get snacks. He comes back with (snack of choice) and water bottles. You're too focused on your work that you don't see the bottle that's slipping through Peter's grip.

"Ugh, Y/N," Peter warns before the bottle hits your head. You flinch in surprise, but it doesn't hurt.

MJ raises her eyebrows at Ned, and they both begin to laugh.

"Dammit, Y/N, are you alright?" Peter curses himself and asks you sweetly. "Did I hurt you?" That only makes Ned and MJ laugh harder.

"Nah, just surprised me. I never knew liquid in plastic could do so much damage." You mutter back.

"What are you laughing about?" Peter finally asks the other two, who are practically rolling on the floor from laughing so hard.

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" They both yell at the same time. You and Peter look at each other in confusion for a moment before slapping your forehead and groaning, which only adds to the laughter.

"MJ! Why are you like this?!"

"Why'd you turn Ned into a dirty-minded asshole?"

"Yeah, I liked innocent Ned better."

"That's so disgusting," You and Peter complain.

"Sorry, it's just the first thing I thought of," MJ says, putting her hands up defensively and leaning backward.

"It is kinda funny though," You smile.

"Ugh, Y/NNNN," Peter throws his head back and groans in annoyance.

"Pete, you walked into that one, okay?" Ned insists.

"Pete, you sound like some whore," MJ says between giggles.

"But I'm not!" He cries, sounding like a little kid with a tantrum. "I don't like Y/N!"

You gasp in fake shock and hurt. "You don't like me?"

"Well-well, not like that-"

"You literally moaned her name twice," MJ pointed out.

"Y/NNNN," Ned moans, mocking peter, who covers his face in embarrassment.

"Ugh, Y/N," MJ imitated. You simply sit on the floor with your legs crossed, enjoying how much Peter is getting embarrassed.

"You guys okay in there?" May knocked on the door and you all instantly shut up.

"Yeah, we're just... making jokes..." Peter answers nervously.

May pushed the door open. "Two feet, please," then exited.

-<>-<>-

"Peterrrr!" MJ called from the hallway and ran towards the brunette, dragging you in her hand behind her. Peter sighs when he spots her running to him and his locker.

"Oh, it's ugh Y/N," Ned teased, now constantly mimicking Peter's moan before your name every time he says it.

"Shut up."

"Hi." You and MJ say simultaneously.

"He-ey," Peter says, trying to be nonchalant and casual, but hiccups in the middle.

"Still not over the moaning thing?" MJ smirks.

"No, actually, if you guys keep teasing me about it!" Peter spits.

"Sorry, it's just so funny!" Ned laughs. "You were like, 'uUugh y/N' and it just sounded hilarious! You should have heard yourself."

"I know what I sound like, Ned, I'm the one who's talking." Peter rolls his eyes. The first-period bell rings and Peter walks with you to English, awkwardly balling his fists in the pockets of his jeans and staying quiet.

"Do we have sexual tension between us right now?" Peter was completely thrown off guard by the question, stopping in the middle of the hallway.

"What? I-I don't think so?" Peter answers hesitantly.

"Okay, cause MJ said we do." You shrug. "I think its only tension if it's awkward."

Peter looked at his hands, which he was fumbling. "Are you saying it's sexual... not tension?"

"I don't know. I mean, uhm, I guess?" You shrug.

"Jus-Just sexual?"

"Ok, thinking about it now it sounds like we're some whores who sleep together every other night." Peter nervously laughs and gets red as if he's just eaten something spicy.

-<>-<>- holy cow time skip to like next week or something i'm kinda tired idek where this is going anymore

Again, You gather in Peter's room with Ned and MJ to play board games, celebrating your success in making it through finals week.

The first game you play is the Game of Life. You  are picked as Peter's opponent for a card, and you both spin to see who owes who money. You spin a two, and Peter spins a six.

"Well, fuck me," you grunt as you hand Peter 200k in the game money.

"Gladly." Peter mutters under his breath.

"What was that?" You ask, genuinely not hearing him.

"I said sorry." He lies quickly.

"No, you said gladly!" Ned laughed. "She said fuck me, and he said gladly!"

You laugh and turn to Peter who is sitting to your right. His cheeks are red in embarrassment now that you know what he said.

You quickly lean forward and connect your lips. Peter is shocked at first, but his eyes flutter closed after a moment. You station your hands on his biceps and pull his sweatshirt closer to you. Peter rests his hands on your waist and cheek softly, as if you'll break if he applies too much pressure. Your mouths move together and you feel Peter smile on your lips. You run your hands upwards, passing through his cheek and jaw before going into his hair.

As you grip his hair, Peter subconsciously lets out a low "Ugh," that could pass for a moan. You immediately pull away and smile mischievously.

You look over to Ned, who plays an audio recording of Peter's moan. "I told you it sounds hilarious."

Your phone buzzes in your back pocket, and you see that you got a text from your dad, asking you to come home. "I gotta go, guys. See you around."

Peter, still dazed from the kiss, snaps out of his thoughts and cries after you, "Y/N! You can't just kiss me like that and leave!"

a/n: YALL THIS IS INSPIRED BY SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY

so I was at color guard practice with my friends and we were tossing rifle and stuff. Then, my friend accidentally threw his towards me and he said "ugh, lia" and my other friends pointed out that it sounded like a moan and it was really awkward

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