[English fanfic] Why RU BL-ing me once more?!

Chapter 32: Soggy business (H)

January 21st, 2020. 6 o'clock, GMT+7, Southeast Asia, Bangkok, Thailand.

"Soggy biscuit (also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit, wet biscuit, shoot the cookie, jizzcuit, or cum on a cookie) is a male group masturbation activity in which the participants stand around a biscuit (UK) or cookie (US) masturbating and ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit. The game is reportedly played by adolescents, notably in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Australia. In Australia, it is also known as soggy Sao after the SAO brand of biscuits that are popular there. Although soggy biscuit is not necessarily associated with homosexuality, since the game does not require sexual contact, the idea and practice of the game is in keeping with the spirit of adolescent sexual exploration associated by many in the UK with public schools or in Australia with private schools."

"A circle jerk is a sexual practice in which a group of men or boys form a circle and masturbate themselves or each other. In the metaphorical sense, the term is used to refer to self-congratulatory behavior or discussion among a group of people, usually in reference to a boring or time-wasting meeting or other event. Circle jerks often feature a competitive element, with the "winner" being the participant able to ejaculate first, last, or farthest depending on the pre-established rules. They can serve as an introduction to sexual relations with other males, or as a sexual outlet at an age or situation when regular sexual activity with another person is not possible. While circle jerks feature a homoerotic element, some analysts interpret adolescent boys' group activities such as circle jerks as an effort to establish heterosexual, masculine dominance within the group. However, author Bernard Lefkowitz asserts that what actually motivates participation is the desire for friends to witness and acknowledge one's sexual prowess, helping to counter teenage feelings of inadequacy related to sexual activity."

These articles were on Wikipedia, read by Fighter and Tutor on the internet.

As usual, Sol wrote her BL novels, but instead of shipping Zon with Saifah in a certain novel she was writing, she shipped Zon directly with a monster. The monster wasn't even an Iscariot, so Sol was relieved of her stress. But the monster Zon was shipped with was something called Another Rider, monsters of Kamen Rider Zi-O based on past Kamen Riders.

"Huh?! Are you a shipper of a BL version of Beauty and the Beast?" Zon came and asked.

"Yes." Sol said.

"You ship me with...?!"

"Another Diend."

"That blue beast with massive horns?"

"Of course."

"Hell nah."

After that, Zon was thrown into a delusion in which he was in a crowded amusement park at nighttime. He caught a glimpse of people walking around him like mindless drones, only to see them never giving a deal about him. The horned beast with blue skin followed him, and it was really the Another Rider known as Another Diend.

"Hey, what really happens?!" Zon's face went white.

People all around Zon turned into grotesque monsters of all kind and swarmed on him.

"Henshin!" Zon suddenly shouted and took out a weird device before putting it around his waist.

"Authorise!" The device said.

After that, Zon wore an armor suit resembling a mechanized grasshopper humanoid, and fought his way through endless waves of monsters.

"Are you even listening to me??!!!" Sol shrieked at Zon's face.

"Raid-Rise!" A creepy announcement echoed outside the basketball court in Zon's campus.

"To transform into a Raider, the human activates a Progrise Key and inserts it unopened into the RaidRiser before pressing the Raid Loader. Dozens of tubes are then produced from the Progrise Key and its data fuses with the user, completing the transformation." Zon felt the sensation of phrases running across his brain.