Chapter 12: Fan girls and fan boys of boys' love stories

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The date was December 10th, 2019.

"Ha ha ha, wa wa wa... Ha ha ha, wa wa wa..." The girls laughed their throats out loud.

They had already heard about several characters like the Antichrist of the Iscariot clan and minor members of the whole clan itself. News spread like wildfire as things related to the Iscariots' existence became viral. People's curiosity about the real faces of these characters began to grow. Even though the Iscariots had tried hard to conceal their activities, they were ironically attracting more attention.

One girl said: "Hey, I wanna ship Tharn with Kurosawa Shinpei. They look so hot."

Another girl said: "Ew, it would be better if you could see Tharn walking hand in hand with Richard Perkins. That Australian undead cop is taller, only 1.85 meters. This Japanese undead policeman was just 1.74 meters, yet he had been very pretty in his human form. I really find the Australian guy is more masculine than the Asian, even though the latter is the karate expert."

A girl told the first two: "If you say Tin and Pete will go well together, at least you can make it a very good opinion. If they were in love more than a year ago, the world would be a very different thing. It's like a royal wedding of two princes."

Girl 1: "You haven't heard about Song Hwang Hyun?! The Korean ghost who's always on fire."

Girl 2: "Ew, he's burning all his heart and body. I don't think anyone can dare to make a frog prince kiss to make him human."

Girl 1: "Finally, we forgot to say that if Wayo loved Kit instead of Phana and Ming became Phana's crush, we'll have an alternative reality in which it comes true."

Girl 3: "Your tastes are so unbelievably strange. As for my opinion, sending Ae to China and shipping him with Wang Junkai (Karry Wang) would definitely be a better option."

Girls 1 and 2: "Wow, so internationalized."

Girl 3: "I ship Karry Wang with Roy Wang (Wang Yuan)."

Girl 1: "Me too."

Girl 2: "Oh. Sometimes I ship that, sometimes I ship Jackson Yee (Yi Yangqianxi) with either Karry or Roy."

Girl 3: "Yoo-hoo. By the way, Korean Kpop idol shippings are much bright. I really don't know if the Japanese yaoi looks like, especially live action ones. But anime and manga are so much fascinating."

The time period where the conversation took place was 10 AM (GMT+7), December 10th, 2019.

In spite of all the incoherent babbling about random topics, Tin sat calmly in the cafeteria eating cantaloupe, the fruit which was ironically under the same name as his short boy Can.

"Anyone shipping me with Pete Pichaya the peach boy? Well, that's the truth far long gone." Tin thought.

He daydreamed about a very distant Earth, a very distant dimension in which he was Pete's first love instead of Ae.

"If I could travel through dimensions, I could see myself hand in hand with Pete walking to a wedding in fancy suits. Oh, what a weird dream, but it looks so sweet." Tin thought.

Tin failed to notice that Can was absent in the cafeteria, simply because Can wanted his personal space. But even Tin knew it, he would simply approve Can's personal needs.

"Ae played soccer/football and was on a team with Can, which was short for Cantaloupe (really). Can was a simple guy—a bit dense but with a big heart. He liked people who were nice and hated people who weren't. Seriously, he really was that simple. We could all say that we all do this, but we were all more complicated than that. Can was not." That was the remark the Iscariots would say about Can.

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