[English fanfic] Why RU BL-ing me once more?!

Chapter 11: Reflection-ships on relation-ships (H)

By the time the BL boys were released, it was already 12 PM. The date was still December 8th, 2019.

"That little faggot Pete had made out with you before?" Trump asked Takeshi in the cafeteria.

The undead ninja replied: "I did. By the way, everybody in this school ignores me because I'm so non-human. But it's my best personal perk. Anyway, I'm centuries older than they do, and I'm a foreigner."

"And have you got any schemes against my ex?" Trump hollered.

"Which ex? You mean Pete Pichaya? Over a year ago, he moved away from you and moved on with his new life. Wait a minute, are you still attached to him in a toxic relationship? Or are you taking your past relationship to take advantage of Ae?" Takeshi asked.

"Neither. I just wanna play mind games with both Ae and Pete. And my game had already been fulfilled. It was me who suggested you bring these guys back to your home and make a mess of their lives. And after that, you let them go. By either way, you and I have a great time enjoying their shock." The expression on Trump's face changed into a sadistic smirk.

"And now, I haven't enjoyed Pete's ass yet. Not so enough. But that's a nice treat by the way." The cold eyes of the creepy undead brightened with contentment.

Trump's allegiance with the Iscariots became more dangerous. Moreover, the foul-tempered haters of the Thai BL boys were getting more addicted to the Iscariots' savage powers. Together, the baddies made devilish plots against the heroes of the dramas.

"Alright. We'll begin the tests now." Igor stayed in the laboratory and tested a strange weapon.

The strange weapon was a jackhammer weapon that was retooled and upgraded. Instead of a single slot where the chisel was placed, this new weapon had six rotary barrels that could open fire like a Gatling gun. It had a projectile accelerator attached near to the barrel slots to increase muzzle velocity, a more powerful spring for higher leaps and a jet engine system enabling it to fly higher.

"Finally, this weapon is perfect." Igor told himself.

And then he made a statement pun for laughing stocks: "The opposite of fire-flies (fireflies) is water-falls (waterfalls). The opposite of Micro-soft Off-ice (Microsoft Office) is Macro-hard On-fire. The past tense of Will-i-am Shake-speare (William Shakespeare) is Would-i-was Shook-speared."

"The risk of HIV infection after rape is only about two percent." The crazy doctor said. "However, since it was a male to male act, which also included bleeding, the risk may be higher. But don't worry, if your the-rapist is a machine or a robot, you won't get HIV because they aren't organic beings."

Igor was actually a techno-organic undead, or as stated in plain English, a cyborg zombie. Technology making the most of his body was outdated compared to the current modern standards, making him even more like an antique clockwork doll made of dead bodies cut up and stitched together.

"Also, it is easier to control HIV when your partner is undead, because undead physiology is immunity to diseases that will cripple and weaken the living." Igor declared.

All the undeads among the Iscariot high-ranked class weren't affected by diseases, they posed no harm to any human they made out with. However, the only danger regarding to the undeads was that they could be aggressive.

"By either way, I'm very sure that it's better not to meddle with others' privacy." Igor shook his head.

December 8th, 2019, 9 PM, GMT+7, Thailand, Bangkok.

The gloomy night engulfed everything with its darkness. But the night didn't bring terror and fear along with it. A slight sense of tranquility filled the cold winds in the air. The winds were in turn not as violent as the storm, but they were gentle breezes instead.