Hey ya'll, this isn't an update, just something funny I thought I'd share. So I got bored and decided to prank my crush with song lyrics. I used Where Do Babies Come From by Melanie Martinez and Allana Entrada, with altered lyrics.
Me: Hey, I've got a question...
Him: Yeah?
Me: Well, I wanna know....
Him: What?
Me: Where do babies come from?
Him:...
Me:Do they come from rainbows and love? Tell me tell me tell me plz, where do babies come from, REALLY?!
Him (after 10 minutes): No. Just...no!
Me: Do they come from boys who like to sit on their ass, or girls who want to grow up too fast? Or screaming, fighting, make-up sex? Or little girls like myself?
Him: Did you hit your head?
Me: Hey, where do little babies come from? Teddy tells me they come from the sky, but wouldn't explain when I asked why!
Him: The heck is Teddy?
Me: Do they come from angels in love? Or do they come from demons in lust?
Him: Why the heck are you asking me?! How should I know?
Me: Tell me tell me tell me plz, where do babies come from, REALLY?!
Him:...are you high?
Me: Do they come from boys who take things they don't own? Or girls who begged to be left alone? From pleading, screaming "No no no!" ? Are they an accident from so long ago?
Him:...plz stop.
Me: What a lovely little mess I've made...
Him:?
Me:I throw milk at the walls in rage.
Him: Wth?
Me: Oh I'm just trying to forget the pain!
Him: Pain? Are you ok?!
Me: Tell me tell me tell me plz, where do babies come from, REALLY?!
Him:Where are you?
Me: Do they come from boys who like to sit on their ass? Or girls who want to grow up too fast? Or screaming, fighting, make-up sex, or little girls, like myself?
Him: Wth is wrong with you rn?!
Me: Do they come from boys who take things they don't own, or girls who begged to be left alone? From pleading, screaming, "No no no!"? Are they an accident from so long ago?
Him: text me when you sober up.
Me: They come from boys....
Him: ummm....
Me: They come from girls....
Him: ...yeah?
Me: From screaming, fighting, make-up sex? From little girls like myself?
Him: I hope not!
Me: Little girls like myself...
Him: That's it, I'm calling you.
Me: NOOOO! I'm fine lol!
Him: I don't think so.
Me: LOOOOLLLL, those are song lyrics! I was pranking you!
Him: Really? Just... how much sugar did you have?
Me: None, thanks very much! 😡
Him: That...were you really pranking me? And with a song like THAT?!
Me: Hey, that song is mah SHIRT!
Me: I mean SHIP!
Me: Shot, I mean Shot!
Me: GRRR.... S H I T.
Him: Just...plz just stop! Lol i can't breathe!
And after that it's just random stuff. Soooo...whatchu think? Plz tell me, I LOOOOVE reading comments! BBBBYYYEEE!!!
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