CHARMED A NEW DESTINY

SEASON FIVE: EPISODE EIGHT: A WITCH IN TIME

[Scene: Manor. Front porch. Paige and Miles are there.]

Paige: So, here we are.

Miles: Front porch.

Paige: Yeah. Where all good dates end.

Miles: What about great dates?

Paige: Oh, no, great dates never end on the front porch.

Miles: So that only leaves one question. Was this a good date or a great date?

Paige: I'll tell you in a second.

(They lean in for a kiss but is interrupted by Payson and Cole followed by Piper and Leo carrying groceries to the door.)

Payson: Heads up!

Piper: Pregnant ladies coming through with groceries. Here we go, people.

(Payson and Piper go inside.)

Paige: What's wrong with them?

Leo: Oh, they gave us paper instead of plastic.

Cole: And the bag boy put the milk on the bread.

(Leo and Cole go inside.)

[Cut to inside. Foyer. Piper is putting the bags down. Payson is rubbing her lower back.]

Payson: Ugh, I've gotta sit down. (She and Cole go into the parlor.)

Leo: What was that about?

Piper: Oh, tell me about it. I practically needed a crowbar to pry them apart.

Leo: I meant with you.

Piper: Me? Paige's the one with the puppy love eyes. Doesn't that bother you?

Leo: No, it-it doesn't. Should it?

Piper: Yes. Miles is not her type and she would see that if she wasn't on the rebound.

Leo: Okay, I don't think so. I think he's a nice guy.

Piper: He just got divorced.

Leo: She just got dumped.

Piper: He's wearing cologne.

Leo: Oh, and that's a bad thing.

Piper: And he's a computer programmer? He works with numbers all day. You know how is with math. They have absolutely nothing in common.

(They walk into the parlor.)

Leo: You're right. We-we should just vanquish him.

Piper: All I'm saying is she needs to slow down or she's gonna get hurt. Right Payson?

(Payson and Cole pop their heads up from the couch where they were busy making out.)

Payson: Um...right?

Piper: What is this? A brothel? I thought you said you needed to sit down.

Payson: I am sitting down.

Cole: Hey come on we're married. Unlike those two.

(Cole nods his head toward Paige and Miles who walk in through the front door and go upstairs. Payson pulls Cole back down on the couch.)

Piper: Oh, no, they're going upstairs, should I stop them?

Payson: No. Only if you wanna make a total ass of yourself. But that's up to you.

Piper: Oh, shush. (to Leo) I'm telling you. This miss-match relationship, she's gonna get hurt big time.

Leo: Okay, well, you're gonna get hurt big time if you go upstairs and try to get in between whatever's going on.