Joonie: your solo performance of Singularity came out really good Tae
Gucci: thanks
Mochi: yeah you looked very handsome Vssi
*Jimin has changed his username as he got mercilessly bullied last time*
Hobi: Jungkook is poking the inside of his mouth with jealousy
Gucci: how do you know?
Hobi: I am with him
Hobi: ....in his bedroom
Gucci: AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR-AH I MEAN HIS BEDROOM?!
Hobi: Chill he is just changing his clothes
Gucci: AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHILE HE IS CHANGING HIS CLOTHES?!
Hobi: bjtch! Not everyone is gay like you!
Joonie: I am!
MomJin: I am!
Mochi: I am!
Kookie: I am!
Swag: I am!
Swag: Okay bye.
Hobi: .....
Hobi: Well I am still straight!
Kookie: than y the hell are you recording me while I am changing?!!!
Kookie: and also why am I typing while we are literally in the same room?!
Hobi: Taehyung asked me to.
And yeah you are right
Kookie: Tae you pervert!😡
Gucci: sorry won't do that again😅
Gucci: ......unless you want me to 😏
Mochi: and that's when Taehyung died getting hit by Jin's slipper.
Mochi: The End.
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BTS Texts On Crack
HumorA Texts Crackfic contains: Mature content Taekook♡ Namjin♡ Yoonmin♡ Jikook (no :")) Hobi x Spriteu
