BTS Texts On Crack

MomJin accepts Taekook?

Hobi: Hit you with that DDU-DU DDU-DU~

Hobi: ah yeah ah yeah~

Swag: what the hell is that?

Hobi: Blackpink's song

Swag: and what's Blackpink now?

Kookie: it's a Korean Girls' music band

Swag: I knew you liked girly stuff

Kookie: I don't! *pouts*

Gucci: WHO THE HELL MADE MY KOOKIE SAD?!!

Swag: me

Gucci: oh it's you Yoongi Hyung?

Gucci: it's okay it happens

Kookie: come hear I need a hug

Gucci: *runs to him leaving behind all the work he is piled up with*

Swag: what the fuck was even that?

MomJin: I sense swear word

Swag: *puts a penny in "guilty for swearing jar"*

Swag: back to the business

Swag: why were you jamming that song?

Hobi: cuz am a Blink!

Swag: And I am a Burp!

Mochi: lmao wut?

Mochi: their fans are called Blinks

Swag: I don't knare

Mochi: what's that?

Swag: I don't know and I don't care!

Mochi: don't listen to him. Who's ur fav Hobi?

Hobi: I can't decide.....

Kookie: LISA!!!

Gucci: To.My.Bedroom. Now!

Hobi: I bet he did on purpose...

Mochi: he did! ,*_*,

Mochi: He knows about the ships

*Gucci deleted a message*

MomJin: what happened just now?

Hobi: what a timing!

Mochi: he's smart!

MomJin: what did that 'expensive leather loving' boy deleted?

Hobi: Tae called Kookie to his bedroom and his intentions didn't look nice!

MomJin: Thanks Hobi! Your bedtime has officially promoted from 9 to 10.30

Hobi: thanks! ,^_^,

Gucci: Shut up you J-Hoe! He is pulling me out from my OWN bedroom!!!

Mochi: y did u tell him?

Hobi: I am Tae's roommate and I am texting from the toilet. I don't want to be stuck up in the bathroom for 2 hrs while they hv sex and make sinful voices! Disgusting 🤢

Joonie: Holy NamJesus!

Swag: who texts from the toilet?

Mochi: lol. Is that even a question?

Joonie: Jimin just asked a rhetorical question

Hobi: Just bcz u hv a IQ of 148 doesn't mean we don't have COMMON SENSE!

Kookie: but I didn't know that-

Hobi: We know u failed in English!

Kookie: *pouts*

Hobi: besides y don't you tell Jin dat he is ur boyfriend

Kookie: Believe me I tried but he just cues on my words and cut me off saying I am too cute to SPEAK!

Gucci: I will tell him!

Kookie: you what?!-

Gucci: I will tell him that you are my boyfriend and perhaps you need some freedom

Kookie: ,^_^,

Mochi: *sheds proud tears*

Kookie: he understood that! He is not as dumb as you! >~<

Mochi: •~•

Hobi: but what if he beats you with his slippers?

Gucci: I hid them!

Kookie: Baby you are gr8!

Gucci: *Flips his silky blonde wig*

Gucci: okay I have reached his room

Gucci: wish me luck!

Kookie: ALL THE BEST!!!! I LOVE YOU💜

Gucci: Me too💜💜

Hobi: I wish he accepts you guys

Mochi: I am not gonna wish as I like Kookie! ;_;

Swag: Whatever it takes to end this drama and stop my notification ringing

Kookie: =)

~A few hours later~

Kookie: I am worried he didn't return yet. Is he even alive? :(

Gucci: M back.....

Kookie: what happened?????!!!!!

Gucci: Jungkook......

Kookie: Noooooooooooo

Kookie: I don't wanna hear it! I love you! I can't let you go! ;_;

Gucci: he said YES!

Swag: shit! I even bought freshly buttered popcorn. Do you seriously had to end that so fast?!

Hobi: Jimin just ran crying in his bedroom. His 5 years of fanboying is wasted....

Gucci: Jungkook we are finally allowed!!!

Gucci: I am so happy!!

Gucci: Aren't you?!

Gucci: Jungkook?

Gucci: Kook?

Gucci: Ko?

Gucci: K?

Hobi: I happened to pass by Jimin's and Jungkook's bedroom, and Jungkook is literally jumping on the bed while Jimin is crying beside him while his face is buried in the pillow....

Kookie: I do! XD

Swag: Shut up! We aren't marrying you to him!

Swag: (I am not gonna spend my just saved money on your wedding gifts!)

Mochi: is it-is it t-true Jin Hyung? *sobs*

MomJin: *sighs* yes!

Gucci: =)

Kookie: =)

MomJin: but don't you dare ever make him cry, otherwise-

Gucci: I Won't!

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A/n: next chap will be a continuation of this one! It has some hidden secrets here!

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