BTS Texts On Crack

Yoongi got scolded

(I will be writing the texts in perspective of each members phone, not Jungkook's)

Swag: Jungkook did you create this group

Kookie: yes

Swag: y?

Kookie: because no one was replying in the old one

Swag: Genius!

Kookie: Thanks🕶

Swag: it was sarcasm.

Hobi: Ouch.

Jimingotjams: what is going on?

*reads the chat*

Jimingotjams: hahahahha

Kookie: 😠

Jimingotjams: sorry 😥

Gucci: Jungkookie....

Kookie: what?

Gucci: there's no one at home tonight ;)

Hobi: I-

Joonie: eye

MomJin:👁-

Swag: I-don't care.

Jimingotjams: Kookie how dare you?! I thought you were mine😭😭😭

Jimingotnojams: *cries in mochi*

MomJin: Namjoon tell your son to hold his ass!!

MomJin: Tell him to stay away from my son!!😡

Joonie: I disowned him years back

Gucci: ouch.

MomJin: going out is cancelled!

Joonie: what?!! I was waiting for this date from so long!

Kookie: I don't even know what to reply

Hobi: let's change the subject

Jimingotjams: thanks because I have a really important thing to say!

Gucci: what?

Kookie: what?

Hobi: what?

Joonie: what?

MomJin: what?

Swag: STOP RINGING MY NOTIFICATION JUST FOR THE SAKE OF SAYING WHAT?! I AM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE

Gucci: sorry

Kookie: sorry

MomJin: sorry

Hobi: sorry

Joonie: sorry

Jimingotjams: sorry

Swag: SJSSJSVSIDV!!! YO MOTHER FUCKERS!! I WILL BEAT YOUR ASSES!

Swag: not you Jimin

MomJin: you will add a penny in the "Guilty for swearing" jar.

Joonie: Jin was telling me how he will be soon one of the richest person in the world. All thanks to Yoongi Hyung

Hobi: World wide rich guy

MomJin: 😌

Swag: can I get at least 20%? I am the one who will promote you after all

MomJin: no

Swag: rude

MomJin: WHOM DID YOU CALL RUDE?!!

Swag: *rethinking my life choices after being scolded*