Yoongi gets pissed

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Kookie: Tae-hyung-ie!!

Gucci: what?

Kookie: wanna play with me? ;)

Gucci: no

Kookie:

Kookie: you sure? ;)

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Kookie: you sure? ;)

Gucci: Yes. I am 101% sure!

Gucci: I don't want to get spanked for the third time in a row this week!

Mochi: Why do you keep sending your pictures to seduce us?

Kookie: did anybody ask you for your opinion?!

Mochi: was just saying....

Hobi: #Justiceformochi

Joonie: Jimin you got no jams!

Kookie: Back to business. Taehyung hyung, you coming or not?

Gucci: Never in my perfect sense!

Kookie: don't you want my Koobooty? ;)

Hobi: I-

MomJin: I know you accidentally typed 'y' instead of 's'

Kookie:

Kookie: yeah right. Sorry

Gucci: I thought you only used Timberland

Kookie: And I thought you were smart

Hobi: And I oop-

Mochi: can I have Jungcock?

MomJin: I know you accidentally typed 'c' instead of 'o'

Mochi:

Mochi: yeah right. Sorry

*Swag has entered the chat*

Swag: Will you guys please stop ringing my notification????!!!!!

*Swag has left the chat*

Kookie: He never says please

Hobi: that does mean he is very desperate to sleep

Mochi: speaking of which you won't believe what I dreamt tonight

Hobi: what?

Mochi: I dreamt of me and Jungkook getting married 🥰

Kookie: no doubt it was a dream

Hobi: and I oop-

Joonie: Jimin got no Jungkook

Joonie: I dreamt of finally convincing Jin that meat is tastier than seafood and that he should stop killing those poor creatures

MomJin: we have crab stew for dinner tonight

Joonie:

MomJin: wait what was that again, you were saying Joonie?

Hobi: I dreamt of finally not getting scared of snakeu

Kookie: Hobi hyung, is that green rope kind of moving creature on the carpet, a snake?

Kookie: Haha. He ran away

MomJin: I dreamt of being the Mario King

Joonie: not gonna argue with that

Gucci: me neither

Mochi: count me in

Hobi: yeah me too

Gucci: well I dreamt of me casually sitting on my bed when Jungkook suddenly came in the room, all naked and seductively walked up to me.......well you know what happened next

Joonie: I-

Hobi: am-

Mochi: -disgusted.

Kookie: I knew you wanted me ;)

MomJin: ......

Gucci: OMG! LET ME PLEASE AT LEAST HAVE HIM ONCE, BEFORE YOU BEAT MY ASS!!

Swag: you know what I was dreaming just now?

Joonie: what?

Swag: that I SHOT YOU ALL WITH A GUN!

Swag: HOW DARE YOU DUMBSTRUCK IDIOTS?!!! YOU WON'T LET ME SLEEP!!! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME PEACE!!

Swag: Taehyung.....

Gucci: yes?

Swag: fuck you!

Swag: Namjoon......

Joonie: yes?

Swag: fuck you!

Swag: Hoseok..........

Hobi: yes?

Swag: fuck you!

Swag: Jimin...............

Mochi: yes?

Swag: definately fuck you ;)

Mochi: aish

Swag: Jin Hyung...

MomJin: yes?🤨

Swag: (puts a penny in the "guilty for swearing jar"....fuck you!

Swag: Jungkook....

Kookie: yes hyung?

Swag: I am not allowed to swear at you so Hi!

Kookie: Hi! :)

Swag: Shut up!

Kookie: 😥







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