Kookie: Tae-hyung-ie!!
Gucci: what?
Kookie: wanna play with me? ;)
Gucci: no
Kookie:
Kookie: you sure? ;)
Gucci: Yes. I am 101% sure!
Gucci: I don't want to get spanked for the third time in a row this week!
Mochi: Why do you keep sending your pictures to seduce us?
Kookie: did anybody ask you for your opinion?!
Mochi: was just saying....
Hobi: #Justiceformochi
Joonie: Jimin you got no jams!
Kookie: Back to business. Taehyung hyung, you coming or not?
Gucci: Never in my perfect sense!
Kookie: don't you want my Koobooty? ;)
Hobi: I-
MomJin: I know you accidentally typed 'y' instead of 's'
Kookie:
Kookie: yeah right. Sorry
Gucci: I thought you only used Timberland
Kookie: And I thought you were smart
Hobi: And I oop-
Mochi: can I have Jungcock?
MomJin: I know you accidentally typed 'c' instead of 'o'
Mochi:
Mochi: yeah right. Sorry
*Swag has entered the chat*
Swag: Will you guys please stop ringing my notification????!!!!!
*Swag has left the chat*
Kookie: He never says please
Hobi: that does mean he is very desperate to sleep
Mochi: speaking of which you won't believe what I dreamt tonight
Hobi: what?
Mochi: I dreamt of me and Jungkook getting married 🥰
Kookie: no doubt it was a dream
Hobi: and I oop-
Joonie: Jimin got no Jungkook
Joonie: I dreamt of finally convincing Jin that meat is tastier than seafood and that he should stop killing those poor creatures
MomJin: we have crab stew for dinner tonight
Joonie:
MomJin: wait what was that again, you were saying Joonie?
Hobi: I dreamt of finally not getting scared of snakeu
Kookie: Hobi hyung, is that green rope kind of moving creature on the carpet, a snake?
Kookie: Haha. He ran away
MomJin: I dreamt of being the Mario King
Joonie: not gonna argue with that
Gucci: me neither
Mochi: count me in
Hobi: yeah me too
Gucci: well I dreamt of me casually sitting on my bed when Jungkook suddenly came in the room, all naked and seductively walked up to me.......well you know what happened next
Joonie: I-
Hobi: am-
Mochi: -disgusted.
Kookie: I knew you wanted me ;)
MomJin: ......
Gucci: OMG! LET ME PLEASE AT LEAST HAVE HIM ONCE, BEFORE YOU BEAT MY ASS!!
Swag: you know what I was dreaming just now?
Joonie: what?
Swag: that I SHOT YOU ALL WITH A GUN!
Swag: HOW DARE YOU DUMBSTRUCK IDIOTS?!!! YOU WON'T LET ME SLEEP!!! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME PEACE!!
Swag: Taehyung.....
Gucci: yes?
Swag: fuck you!
Swag: Namjoon......
Joonie: yes?
Swag: fuck you!
Swag: Hoseok..........
Hobi: yes?
Swag: fuck you!
Swag: Jimin...............
Mochi: yes?
Swag: definately fuck you ;)
Mochi: aish
Swag: Jin Hyung...
MomJin: yes?🤨
Swag: (puts a penny in the "guilty for swearing jar"....fuck you!
Swag: Jungkook....
Kookie: yes hyung?
Swag: I am not allowed to swear at you so Hi!
Kookie: Hi! :)
Swag: Shut up!
Kookie: 😥
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HumorA Texts Crackfic contains: Mature content Taekook♡ Namjin♡ Yoonmin♡ Jikook (no :")) Hobi x Spriteu