BTS Texts On Crack

A not so innocent Jungkook

*private chat*

Kookie: hey Taehyungie!

Gucci: hi

Kookie: m sorry

Gucci: its k

Kookie:

Kookie: y are you replying in one word?

Gucci: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY THEN? THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING MY BUTT SPANKED BY MY EOMMA'S SLIPPERS?!!

Kookie: chill dude

Gucci: did you just call me dude?

Kookie: Gosh! What's wrong with you?

Gucci: what's wrong with YOU?!

Gucci: it was ur fault anyways

Kookie: Excujmi?

Kookie: you are the one who invited ur own death

Gucci: it wouldn't have happened if you have not made me jealous in the first place!

Kookie: it wouldn't have happened if you would have not argued on "who will clean Yeontan's shit this week?" In the first place

Kookie: like he is not even my dog!

Gucci: we are a couple. So apparently, he is your responsibility as well!

Gucci: and don't talk bad about my baby!

Kookie: what was the last time you called ME baby?

Kookie: lemme think......before Yeontan came in your life!!

Gucci: I don't know. I am leaving

Kookie: come back!

Gucci: I won't!

Kookie: you just did!

Gucci: bye!

Kookie: okay at least tell me what you are doing?

Gucci: playing with Yeontan. He is soooooo cute

Kookie: why don't you date him instead

Gucci: what a great idea! Why didn't I think of it before?!

Kookie: -_-

Kookie: TAEHYUNG HYUNG!

Kookie: You there?

Kookie: hey? Hello?

Gucci: stop beeping my notification!

Kookie: lol you don't even have a ring 😂

Gucci: I won't be answering you!

Kookie: you sure?

Gucci:

Kookie: want more? ;)

Gucci: take it off

Kookie: but I thought you were playing with Yeontan or something?

Gucci: Yeontan? Yeontan who?

Kookie: *smirk*

Gucci: come in my room~

Gucci: you are going to fix the LITTLE PROBLEM you just created

MomJin: Not in my Christian household!

Kookie:

Gucci:

Kookie: .....but I thought this was the private chat

Gucci: OMG Jin Hyung! I don't know this person who tried to seduce me!

Gucci: I am surrounded with all sorts of holy water and NamJesus. I have also joined in SNHC.

Swag: what's that?

Gucci: Sister NamJesus Holy Club

Gucci: please don't beat me again!😥

Joonie: WTF?!

MomJin: Joonie what did you just say🤨

Joonie: Well that's fantastic!

MomJin: Kookie I thought you were innocent! *crying in disappointment*

Mochi: can I have a screenshot though?

MomJin: *glares*

Mochi: I was just kidding

Kookie: Eomma I swear that was a bad demon who possessed my body! I am your little pure Angel😇

Swag: Demons are only bad, dumb

Kookie: (I won't say shut up to you as you will beat me)

Joonie: what do you think we are? Preschoolers?

Hobi: yeah that's not gonna work Jungkook

MomJin: I trust him.

Joonie: you what?

MomJin: I trust him! There is no way Jungkook would have done that! He is my little innocent bunny!

Joonie: I-

Kookie:🐰🥰😇

MomJin: but not you Taehyung! You are getting beaten up again!

Gucci: wait what?!

MomJin: how dare you look at my child with your dirty eyes??!!

Gucci: WHAT???!!!

Kookie: Yeah right! Don't you have shame you pervert?!

Gucci:

Gucci: Jungkook I swear-

MomJin: don't you swear on my kid

Mochi: I honestly feel so sad for him rn

Kookie: oh hey Jiminah you wanna play with me?💋

Hobi: he ran away and locked himself inside a bathroom

Kookie: 😈😈😈

MomJin: what happened just now?

Kookie: Nothing =)

MomJin: I love you my Kookie😆

Kookie: I love you too Eomma😘