BTS Texts On Crack

Taelous

Kookie: Ji-mi-nah!

Mochi: Jungkook I swear if you will tease me for my height-

Kookie: Do you smell something burning?

Mochi: no. What?

Kookie: my heart for you❤

Mochi: Aish

Mochi: what happened to you today?

Hobi: what are the bets that he had an argument with Tae?

Swag: I bet

MomJin: I am in

Joonie: I bet

Joonie: wait you guys are not supposed to bet!

Kookie: Jin hyung taught me that

MomJin: *proud mom*

Gucci: if you are trying to make me jealous, than you have succeeded.

Kookie: aww you jealous Taehyungie?

Gucci: very

Hobi: Taelous

Mochi: he used me, didn't he?

Hobi: yes he did

Kookie: I meant it though

Gucci:

Swag: and I oop-

Joonie: plot twist

Mochi: tell me I am not dreaming

Swag: wait I will punch you

Mochi: Pinch! People pinch!

Hobi: so is it Jikook now?

Gucci: NO IT IS NOT!

Gucci: and Jungkook be ready to recieve punishment tonight

MomJin: the only person who can give him punishment is me!

Joonie: .....

Hobi: .....

Swag: .....

Mochi: .....

Jin: .....

Hobi: Jin hyung is chasing Tae with his pink princess slipper

Gucci: I am hiding in Hobi's bathroom

Hobi: You just blew up your cover

Gucci: .....

Gucci: shit!

MomJin: you will get beaten up by both of my slippers now that you have committed two sins!

Gucci: and that is?

MomJin: for swearing and seducing my innocent child

Gucci: Jungkook doesn't have a problem with it though

MomJin: ......Jungkook?

Kookie: I swear it was just a one time thing!🥺

Gucci: you were begging for more though

Kookie: SHUT UP YOU DOG POOP!

Hobi: you should have just lied

Kookie: Poop!

Gucci: it's called shit.

Gucci:

Gucci: oh shit!

Gucci: Jin hyung I didn't want to say shit

Gucci: but the shit word just came out from my mouth

Gucci: I didn't mean that shit word, I swear

Joonie: you just said that word like 5 times

Gucci: shit!

Joonie: 6

~ A few moments later~

Joonie: why is there a sudden silence in the group chat?

Swag: you had to ruin it!

Hobi: I just passed by Taehyung's bedroom and heard him crying and sobbing in pain.

MomJin: he won't be able to walk for a week

Joonie: you make it sound in the other way

Hobi: Jin hyung is chasing behind Namjoon hyung now

~ A few more moments later ~

MomJin: Jungkook, we need to talk.

Kookie: guys please save me. Last time he said that, it turned into a 2 hours lecture!

MomJin: I need to brain wash those corrupted things from your mind

Kookie: guys....🥺🥺🥺

Hobi: there are only two things impossible in this world

Mochi: knowing how did Jungkook grew up so quick......

Joonie: ......and winning an argument with Jin

Hobi: wow you guys complete me!

Mochi: It's.....

Joonie: .....experience

Jin: Kookie you also have to write down "I am guilty of my behavior. And I won't repeat it again" for 5 times!

Hobi: Don't you think 5 is too less?

MomJin: yeah thanks. 20 times!

Hobi: OH MY GOSH! Jungkook is chasing behind me with Jin's slippers.

Mochi: I will pray for you

Swag: how is he even typing while running?!