BTS Texts On Crack

NamJin Fight

Joonie: Jinnie....

Joonie: Jin hyung.....

Joonie: baby.....

Joonie: darling.....

Joonie: princess....

MomJin: what?!

Joonie: are you still mad at me?

MomJin: yes I am!

Joonie: I am sorry!

Joonie: it won't happen again

Joonie: I promise!

Joonie: babe?

Joonie: babe??

Joonie: Jin?

MomJin: yeah m still online

Joonie: did you forgive me?

MomJin: lemme think....

MomJin: no!

Joonie: but I apologized

MomJin: your apology is not acceptable!

Joonie: but it was not even a big matter!

MomJin: not a big matter???!!!

MomJin: how dare you???!!!

Joonie: I am SORRY!!!🥺🥺

MomJin: don't give me those eyes!

Joonie: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

MomJin: Hey Stob it!

Hobi: How long do we have to pretend that this is not a private chat?

Swag: you ruined it!

Mochi: he is literally eating a popcorn while reading their convo

Hobi: what's the matter though?

Kookie: yeah spill the tae sis

Kookie: *mom

Gucci: babe you called me?

Kookie: *Tea

MomJin: whom did you call 'babe'?🤨

Gucci: *buddy

MomJin: uh okay

Kookie: again spill the tea!

Hobi: was Namjoon hyung watching porn again?

Joonie: no

MomJin: wait what was the last time?!!

Hobi: when he was 6

Mochi: perverted since childhood

Swag: says who?

Kookie: In yo face!

Kookie: was he drunk?

Joonie: no

Mochi: did he cheat on you?

Joonie: no

Gucci: did he flirt with a random guy?

Joonie: no I didn't!

Gucci: than what's the matter?!

MomJin: we had an argument over food!

Kookie:

Hobi:

Mochi:

Swag: I wasted popcorn

Gucci: It's okay. I know it happens in relationships....

Gucci: Kookie and I had argument over who will clean Yeontan's shit this week-

Swag: nobody asked

Gucci: I-was-just-saying

Hobi: but isn't he your dog though?

Kookie: See! I won!

Mochi: no doubt Golden Maknae

Hobi: you trying to flatter him so that he will finally notice you, isn't it?

Mochi: yeah that's true....

MomJin: back to NamJin fight people!

MomJin: so apparently SOMEONE forgot to bring grocery. So I had nothing to cook for dinner...

Gucci: listening

MomJin: why did you interrupt??!!

Gucci: sowwy ;_;

MomJin: ....so that SOMEONE convinced me to dinner date outside in a really expensive restaurant. And I got ready for it

Gucci: but...

MomJin: ....so we went in there and we sat under a candle dinner table....

MomJin: the waitress came upto us...

Gucci: that's when he flirted with the waitress!

MomJin: *glares*

Gucci: sorry. Continue...

MomJin: the waitress asked us for the order and that SOMEONE ordered MEAT!

Gucci: but.....

MomJin: .....but I wanted to eat fish! But that SOMEONE wouldn't agree, as that SOMEONE thinks we are harming that little sea creatures by eating them!

Gucci: but....

MomJin: but I wanted fish! And that SOMEONE wanted meat!

Gucci: but....

MomJin: and it let to a fight between me and that SOMEONE! And we were kicked out bcz we were making a lot of noice!!

Gucci: but....

MomJin: ....so at last, thank to that SOMEONE  Bcz I had to starve to death with that SOMEONE! Because that SOMEONE forgot to bring the grocery!

Gucci: but....

MomJin: what?!!

Gucci: who's that SOMEONE?

MomJin:

*MomJin has left the chat*

Gucci: Guys will you please tell me?

Gucci: guys?

Gucci: guys?

Gucci: uh okay....●~●