*Me, GayBurrtio and Hiro being late for class, in a crowded hallway*
Hiro: *Screams and slammed the light switch, because he thinks it is the switch that will open the door*
GayBurrito: *opens the door, and tries (but fails to) hold her laugh*
Me: *joins GayBurrito with laughing* A light switch can't open a door, Hiro!
Me and GayBurrito: *entering the classroom laughing our heads off, accidentally make eye contact with Hiro and start laughing again*
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How to be a dick for dummies
RandomThese are actual conversations I have in school. IT WILL BE A FAIR AMOUNT OF SWEARING IN THIS BOOK AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!
