Hiro and me.
HIRO:
I need help
HELP ME!
ME:
YES?
HIRO:
Hi
ME:
What do you need help with?
HIRO:
Witch Haryy Potter character is the most depressed?
*Harry
How do you write Harry?
ME:
Yes you wrote Harry correct
HIRO:
yeeeeee boooooooooiiiiii
ME:
Witch book?
HIRO:
Idk
All of them
ME:
I think its Fred Weasly, he lost his twin in the Battle of Hogwarts but before that he was a prankster
HIRO:
OkoO
ME:
Basically every Harry Potter character is depressed in the end
HIRO:
Do people know who he is?
ME:
Yes hes a big part of the books
HIRO:
Who hates themself the most?
ME:
Draco Malfoy probably
HIRO:
Okkki
Thannks
HIRO:
Number 1:
Harry: Shouldn't you stop drinking coffee soon Fred?
Fred: No, coffee cures depression
Harry. How?
Fred: More exspresso less depresso
Harry: ...
Number 2:
Hermoine: If you were offered 50.000 dollars but the person you hate the most gets 100.000 dollars, would you take the money?
Draco: Why wouldn't I want 150.000 dollars?
Witch sounds the best?
ME:
Number 1
HIRO:
Okiiii thankssssssssss
ME:
This is going on Wattpad btw
The jokes
HIRO:
Okiiiii my boiiiiiiii
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